Dumb stories, books, poems, and more

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Short Story / Humor

June 02, 2018

Reads: 106

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

An absurd telling of a classic tale. Or "If you make it dumb, they will read it." MoonYu Cover by Created by 0melapics - Freepik.com Read More

Tags: dumb, funny, absurd

How do you check the time? Read More
A dumb blonde is an attractive but stupid blonde woman. It originated in the silent movies of the early days of Hollywood. The expression was first used, in the USA, in the 1920s. The stereotypical assumption is that blondes are dumb. Kevin was a particular kind of dumb blonde.… Read More

Poem / Romance

October 22, 2017

Reads: 113

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Sorry if you think the ending is a little harsh, and feel free to leave comments on how to make it better and if you liked or dislikes along with why you feel that way! Read More
A journal of a young kid writing about a relationship Read More

Tags: adult, young, dumb

Book / Flash Fiction

September 05, 2017

Reads: 482

Comments: 12

Shelves: 2

The Booksie Classic House

I copy-pasted some mad-libbed drabbles and stuck 'em in a book. I didn't change any of them to make sense. You're going to get what you expect if you read. Read More

Poem / Other

January 30, 2017

Reads: 78

Comments: 3

The Booksie Classic House

The ultimate way to shut my mouth! Read More
I am only as smart as those around me Read More

Reads: 321

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

All my thoughts and feelings about my thoughts and feels Read More

Tags: crazy, dumb, silly

About a year ago I saw the entitled video on Worldstar and it frustrated me and I had to get this off my chest. Read More
A short Humorous tale about friendship, insomnia, and drugs. Read More

Poem / Other

October 07, 2014

Reads: 142

Comments: 2

The Booksie Classic House

Just walking in the unknown....feeling nothing Read More
A collection of sarcastic answers to give people when they ask you stupid questions. Read More
DUMB OLD Mr. CHARLES:there is a theft going on in north shire farm and the thief is had at arms length but manages to escape because of one man's thinking. Read More

Poem / Poetry

November 02, 2013

Reads: 233

Comments: 14

The Booksie Classic House

No one can change you. Only life can help you change (Naturally) rather than your friends or your family. Don't just think. Know that it's a mistake that you'll make someday. Read More

Poem / Humor

November 01, 2013

Reads: 481

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

The whole poem is complete nonsense, it just rhymes, and within the poem itself it states its purpose...Here's my defense: ..."I hear your laughter"...so..."when folks are down, with one big frown, it never hurts he who takes a curtsy," if someone makes a fool of himself if he can lift… Read More
The whole poem's a farce that rhymes Read More

Reads: 1040

Comments: 2

The Booksie Classic House

An evil mastermind makes his victim understand his reasoning behind his murder. Read More
Mr creeper has something to tell all you minecraftians Read More

Poem / Poetry

February 19, 2013

Reads: 182

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

uhm.. there isnt really much of a point to this poem.. Read More
the inside of a boy head, and what he thinks about life. Read More

Poem / Gay and Lesbian

January 18, 2013

Reads: 696

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

the inside of a teenage boy mind. Read More

Poem / Poetry

November 29, 2012

Reads: 301

Comments: 35

The Booksie Classic House

Render conceived glimmer chord splashed, utmost inflame and outburst, burst into fire of gaiety- Read More
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