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Its just lots of energies at that time. My poem. Read More

Poem / Romance

December 04, 2021

Reads: 151

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Cover art: pencil on paper, myself. Read More

Tags: poem, dumb

Featured Review by anand bose

"Beautiful Poem" Read More

I can see which way the wind is blowing, and I’m very much enjoying the breeze. :) O … Please note in the title “dumb” is my opinion, and I meant it in the strictest possible sense, in that I believe the article to be misleading (intentionally or unintentionally) and… Read More

Featured Review by dewey green

"Bravo mate! Legality all comes down to corporate profits, here in the US, black and indigenous people are still being arrested for weed, while w..." Read More

Hi, fellow readers. My name is Johnny Cringsbergh. I am currently 15 years old, and very intelligent. Even though I might be the Smartest Kid in the World, there are still flaws that keep me from doing what I love. Being sent to jail, for instance. Anyhow, read this book… Read More

Poem / Poetry

December 16, 2018

Reads: 398

Comments: 2

The Booksie Classic House

You're a knife in a gunfight, Warning: Proceed With Caution. Read More

Book / Humor

November 24, 2018

Reads: 3415

Comments: 2

Shelves: 4

The Booksie Classic House

Tags: dumb, read, duh, dont

Short Story / Humor

June 02, 2018

Reads: 723

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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An absurd telling of a classic tale. Or "If you make it dumb, they will read it." MoonYu Cover by Created by 0melapics - Freepik.com Read More

Tags: dumb, funny, absurd

A dumb blonde is an attractive but stupid blonde woman. It originated in the silent movies of the early days of Hollywood. The expression was first used, in the USA, in the 1920s. The stereotypical assumption is that blondes are dumb. Kevin was a particular kind of dumb blonde.… Read More

Poem / Romance

October 22, 2017

Reads: 694

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Sorry if you think the ending is a little harsh, and feel free to leave comments on how to make it better and if you liked or dislikes along with why you feel that way! Read More
A journal of a young kid writing about a relationship Read More

Tags: adult, young, dumb

Book / Flash Fiction

September 05, 2017

Reads: 1938

Comments: 12

Shelves: 2

The Booksie Classic House

I copy-pasted some mad-libbed drabbles and stuck 'em in a book. I didn't change any of them to make sense. You're going to get what you expect if you read. Read More

Poem / Other

January 30, 2017

Reads: 500

Comments: 3

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The ultimate way to shut my mouth! Read More
I am only as smart as those around me Read More

Reads: 430

Comments: 1

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All my thoughts and feelings about my thoughts and feels Read More

Tags: crazy, dumb, silly

About a year ago I saw the entitled video on Worldstar and it frustrated me and I had to get this off my chest. Read More
A short Humorous tale about friendship, insomnia, and drugs. Read More

Poem / Other

October 07, 2014

Reads: 435

Comments: 2

The Booksie Classic House

Just walking in the unknown....feeling nothing Read More
A collection of sarcastic answers to give people when they ask you stupid questions. Read More
DUMB OLD Mr. CHARLES:there is a theft going on in north shire farm and the thief is had at arms length but manages to escape because of one man's thinking. Read More

Poem / Poetry

November 02, 2013

Reads: 503

Comments: 14

The Booksie Classic House

No one can change you. Only life can help you change (Naturally) rather than your friends or your family. Don't just think. Know that it's a mistake that you'll make someday. Read More

Poem / Humor

November 01, 2013

Reads: 1244

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

The whole poem is complete nonsense, it just rhymes, and within the poem itself it states its purpose...Here's my defense: ..."I hear your laughter"...so..."when folks are down, with one big frown, it never hurts he who takes a curtsy," if someone makes a fool of himself if he can lift… Read More
The whole poem's a farce that rhymes Read More

Reads: 1531

Comments: 2

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An evil mastermind makes his victim understand his reasoning behind his murder. Read More
Mr creeper has something to tell all you minecraftians Read More

Poem / Poetry

February 19, 2013

Reads: 524

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

uhm.. there isnt really much of a point to this poem.. Read More
the inside of a boy head, and what he thinks about life. Read More
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