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I wrote this based upon a dialogue prompt I saw. The prompt was just the first two lines of dialogue. I wanted to make it as funny as possible. It's not meant to be too great.
Ever feel like those few minutes rriiiiggght before finally waking up have enough potency count for an entire night's worth of dreaming? You're not the only one. This is a sample of one such morning...
Rubbing the sleep from his eyes he walked over to the televisions he had placed on his desk, all of which were hooked up to the CCTv cameras he had positioned in each of the rooms of his house. He surveyed the rooms on the screens and deciding that they…