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Book / Other

September 19, 2023

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The Booksie Classic House

This is about a boy in his teenage years. He lives in Toledo City, Cebu with aspirations and inspirations. Could he weather the life before him, Let's find out. I hope this work of mine satisfies your soul as it may give you amusement or heartbreak. I'm not that good… Read More

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The Booksie Classic House

fter Zack leaves for school, an unusual man barges into his house, likes it, and decides to stay. But he hides when Megan comes home and finds things not as she expects. The results are not what you might expect. Read More

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Poem / Humor

August 08, 2023

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Comments: 6

The Booksie Classic House

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Poem / Humor

August 07, 2023

Reads: 62

Comments: 3

The Booksie Classic House

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This is mixed collections of funny, philosophical, sexy, and of other sorts verses, ordered chronologically, and divided in sections only by the languages, which are given alphabetically (shortened to Bul, Eng, Ger, Rus). This year only the poetry (with some explanations) as %s as full gives: Bul – 88.6 %,… Read More
Ellie Smudge lives in a picturesque Scottish village with her family and pets. Ellie's world is turned upside down when strange things start to happen by chance, as a mystical circus arrives. Is it the circus owners who send Ellie on wild adventures, meeting new friends along the way? Read More
This is mixed collections of funny, philosophical, sexy, and of other sorts verses, ordered chronologically, and divided in sections only by the languages, which are given alphabetically (shortened to Bul, Eng, Ger, Rus). Be warned, that here only the poetry (with some explanations) in all languages is 186 KB, but… Read More
I need to publish this for a writing assignment and I’ve decided to do it here. This story is about a real painful event that happened to me when I was 9. I attempted 4th wall breaks in this story. Read More
Tova e poetichna stihosbirka ot 101 (+ njakoi Prilozhenija) stihove ot nov, izmislen ot men vid, koito prilichat dosta na sonetite, no sa kato che li po-melodichni i lirichni ot tjah, i koito az narekoh na sebe si, Mironeti. Temite sa vsjakakvi, koeto shte reche che te sa za zhivota,… Read More
      Æto sbornik iz sta s pljusom (pljusÝ na drugih jazÝkah) jumoristicheskih pjatistishij, kotorÝe k tomu zhe eshchë i akrostihi, i vertikalÞnoe poslanie u vseh ih odinakovoe, æto imja Putina, no (mozhet bÝtÞ k sozhaleniju nekotorÝh) tolÞko imja, realÞnÝm chelovekom ja zdesÞ (da i voobshche) ne zanimajusÞ. Prilozhenija zdesÞ tolÞko… Read More
In Bulgarian. Tova e mojata posledna poetichna (za momenta) kniga na bylgarski, pisana za 3-4 meseca v 69-ta mi godina (ponezhe byrzam, vseki moment mozhe da trygna za onja svjat, nali?). Toja pyt tova e uzh ljubovna lirika, v stil Petrarka, no az sym si az, i tja e po-skoro… Read More
Sally is a friendly, but lonely dragon, who lives atop a mountain. People in the local town below know nothing about Sally, and don't take time to get to know her, preferring to judge her by her looks. They tell untrue tales to scare children, even though Sally is really… Read More
In Russian. --> ==>*_SYDYRZHANIE_* =>*_(**** -- grub tashak)_* --> -->1. CHto ja pomnju -->2. Babyi, eblja nam nuzhna -->3. Sumatoshnoe vremja -->4. Ne sovsem vchera -->5. H#jovjak -->6. Moj drug pi#dojob -->7. Voshvalenie mudej -->8. Ruganj obvolakivaet -->9. Bozhjja blagodatj -->10. Pisjmo drugu zakadyichnomu -->11. Moglo byi sluchitjsja -->12. AEtogo… Read More
In Bulgarian. --> ==>*_SYDYRZHANIE_* =>*_(**** -- grub tashak)_* --> -->1. Semejna diskusija -->2. Na typata mi bulka -->3. Pededvasi -->4. U surato, mome -->5. G#zoe#ec -->6. Lovko izpedepcan -->7. ZHensko oplakvane -->8. Neverojatna mylva -->9. Za Krali-Markovija kur -->10. CHudati synishta -->11. Razsyzhdenija za seksa i vlagata -->12. Sybratja po… Read More
In Bulgarian. --> ==>*_SYDYRZHANIE_* =>*_(*** -- sreden tashak)_* --> -->1. Sokrat ... v Evksinograd -->2. Skazanie za `edno mome mlado -->3. Mnogo iskam -->4. Koga choveka e chovek -->5. Povest za Romeo i ZHulieta -->6. Cicorana -->7. V Liliputija -->8. Seks hajku -->9. Drebosyci -->10. Prilozhenie: Seks-chastushki --> Read More
In Bulgarian. --> --> -- -- -- -- -- --> ==>*_SYDYRZHANIE_* =>*_(*** -- sreden tashak)_* --> -->1. Vecher na keja -->2. Bolen mi l`ezhi -->3. Goljamata cica -->4. Perverznijat sryndak -->5. Guljajdzhijski nevoli -->6. Na kakvo prilicha tuj? -->7. Vsyshtnost -->8. Appendix -- Koledna pesnichka --> Read More
In Bulgarian. --> ==>*_SYDYRZHANIE_* =>*_(**** -- grub tashak)_* --> -->1. Pismo do prijatelkata -->2. D`evicha pesnichka -->3. Pederast -->4. Slushaj mace -->5. Osobeno ednata -->6. Razni miniatjuri -->7. Appendix: Kluger Entschluss --> Read More
In Bulgarian. --> ==>*_SYDYRZHANIE_* =>*_(*** -- sreden tashak)_* --> -->1. Mojat pyrvi sonet -->2. Sladka zakuska -->3. ZHazhdam tvojte cici -->4. Na kolezhkata -->5. Idva vreme -->6. Ergenska pochivka -->7. Deviche otkrovenie -->8. Na polesrazhenieto -->9. Hubavice bjala -->10. Sled konjaka -->11. V zdracha -->12. Seksualni sezoni -->13. Zaradi Djado… Read More
In Bulgarian. --> ==>*_PRI FRIZJORA_* ==>*_(lirichna poema v 8 chasti i 1/2)_* --> =>*_(** -- lek tashak)_* --> =>*_(/_mozhe da se pee po vsjaka _* =>*_podhodjashta melodija_/)_* --> Read More
In Bulgarian. --> =>*_(***** -- jako myd`o)_* --> --> -->°°Slushajte pichagi -->°°mojte dumi blagi, -->°°za momi, zhenichki -- -->°°s edna duma, pichki. --> Read More
In Bulgarian. --> =>*_(***** -- jako myd`o)_* --> --> -->°°Slushajte pichagi -->°°mojte dumi blagi, -->°°za momi, zhenichki -- -->°°s edna duma, pichki. --> Read More
In Bulgarian. --> =>*_(***** -- jako myd`o)_* --> --> -->°°Slushajte pichagi -->°°mojte dumi blagi, -->°°za momi, zhenichki -- -->°°s edna duma, pichki. --> Read More
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