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Working on a new book and will publish new chapter weekly if I can find the time.:) Read More

Poem / Poetry

February 10, 2021

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The Writing and Reviewing! House

A funny poem about a penguin at the zoo! Read More

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Madness in trying to get a game. Read More
     Tova e poetichna stihosbirka ot 101 (+ njakoi Prilozhenija) stihove ot nov, izmislen ot men vid, koito prilichat dosta na sonetite, no sa kato che li po-melodichni i lirichni ot tjah, i koito az narekoh na sebe si, Mironeti. Temite sa vsjakakvi, koeto shte reche che te sa za zhivota,… Read More
      Æto sbornik iz sta s pljusom (pljusÝ na drugih jazÝkah) jumoristicheskih pjatistishij, kotorÝe k tomu zhe eshchë i akrostihi, i vertikalÞnoe poslanie u vseh ih odinakovoe, æto imja Putina, no (mozhet bÝtÞ k sozhaleniju nekotorÝh) tolÞko imja, realÞnÝm chelovekom ja zdesÞ (da i voobshche) ne zanimajusÞ. Prilozhenija zdesÞ tolÞko… Read More
From the age of eight, I had had sex with men who didn’t ask my name, until I met Jerrod. Not only did he ask my name on our first trick but last night, seven years and two kids later, he asked me to marry him. ‘If I say yes,… Read More
a small 8-scene play Read More
Yep... It was me, I started the "Colored Rights War" and now? I'm the ringleader of the black guys and gals. I can't stop now. And I don't want to fight to my death. "Tanisha: Girl who was stupid enough to start a war and get herself killed!" Yeah... Um… Read More

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News does not have to be real and depressing. The Alternative 2021 is a collection of ludicrous national, international, and local news pieces from 2021 that have not been published by any serious players in the business of writing about what has really happened. Owing to its complete lack of… Read More

Poem / Humor

January 15, 2021

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Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Today I'm posting a poem I wrote when I was 7! Read More
Lula loves lullabies. But when she misunderstands one... It's pretty funny! Read More

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READ THIS MESSAGE Read More

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Here are some riddles! Are you good enough to crack them? Time to see! Read More

Tags: riddles, funny

Poem / Other

January 03, 2021

Yeah so I wrote this poem at midnight for fun. It's a freestyle...obviously. Yeah, and that's the summary. Read More

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The Booksie Classic House

I have never been one with much of a mechanical aptitude. I do have the ability to know what mechanical objects should sound like when they are operating. This skill has saved me many times. Read More
The Lands of Gutherax is in shambles. The previous generation learned that Magic can be used for great destruction. There are more rouge spellcasters than good ones, and every year the problem grows. It's up to the next generation to turn this war against evil around. A group of underdog… Read More
A Christmas Wish is a Short Kids story, About Identical Twin sister's Named Devi and Nevi...?" Whom Made A Christmas Wish...?" Does The Wish Come True or is it Impossible to come true...?" Please With all do Respect, Could you be so kinds as to send me Comments to Lemme… Read More
“Hi! There...?” I am the Author of “Me and My New talking Puppy Sarah!” this is a kids Book and I really hope that Parents that Love to read to their Children and will read it to your Children I am sure that they will love it and Perhaps Maybe… Read More

Short Story / Humor

November 08, 2020

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Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Cats up a tree wait for the opportune time to make their escape. Wait for it...sniff...wait for it...sniff sniff sniff. Read More

Tags: humor, funny

In this short story Chloe has on her glasses and everyone loves them. Well except for McKayla. Read More

Tags: funny, lesson, glasses

Gary Coupland's entire working life has involved making movies. He has been forced to live in a retirement home by his children. He refuses to give up on his desire to make another movie. Those around Gary don't think it's possible. None of them know Gary. He is capable of… Read More

Book / Riddles

October 21, 2020

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The Booksie Classic House

feeling bored? here are a few interesting riddles . . . Read More

Tags: riddles, funny

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The Booksie Classic House

Covid-19 has already brought enough trouble to the world. But now there is an outbreak of a new and different pandemic. Zovid-20(Zombie Virus Disease - year two thousand and twenty). Zombies have invaded Earth and are at attack. One becomes a zombie once attacked by zombies... And one can only… Read More
A basic knowledge gaining funny story for children. Read More

Book / Romance

September 29, 2020

Everyone wants me to write a book. So this book is meant for guys only.. have fun Read More

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In Bulgarian. The title is translated as “Going Over the Millet (50+ /Sonniots/ With Comments)”, but this is literally and is idiom for botching, working in haste and incompetently, and “sonniots” is invented by Jotata poetical form with 11 lines, a bit shorter than the sonnet. As style and thematic… Read More
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