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August 06, 2020

Minnie is a mischeivous dog living in a nice surbaban. She likes to bluff to protect her own self-esteem and it's become a leverage where she uses the talent to humiliate other people. Getting herself in trouble once for running into an incident, Minnie gets caught in the turmoil taking… Read More
Just a test for a character that may be featured in a book. (Unrefined writing.) Read More
Princess Lily thought of fairies the way some girls think of "bad boys." If a fairy had shown up at Castle Starling wearing a motorcycle jacket and a disrespect for authority, Princess Lily would have been head over heels before he spoke a word with his pouty, mutinous mouth. So… Read More

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"A fantastic children's fantasy book, that is well written. The characters are original, and the story is full of humour." Read More

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Three criminals gather to contemplate a plan to kidnap children but the pun at the end really changes them once they learn the importance of sleep hygiene. Read More
Natalie Harrell’s attitude about money changes when she has a monthly rent to pay for her new office in the lavish mall. She becomes more desperate and financially responsible. But the life of living paycheck to paycheck still follows and haunts her without signs of stopping. Read More

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Discussions about evolution can sometimes lead modern humans into the tall grass, just as our ancestors were led into the tall grass. Walking erect enabled the latter to succeed in the evolutionary process, but modern man's sexualized mind gets easily triggered. Read More

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A sleazy used car salesman attempts to sell a car with a mind of its own. Read More
The Lands of Gutherax is in shambles. The previous generation learned that Magic can be used for great destruction. There are more rouge spellcasters than good ones, and every year the problem grows. It's up to the next generation to turn this war against evil around. A group of underdog… Read More
Who discovered America? Was it Christopher Columbus? No. Was it the Native Americans? Not even close. The land that is now America can be traced to previous occupants all the way back to the cave people. One descendant stands to reap huge rewards. Maybe crouches would be a better word… Read More

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Who draws you to watch Top Gun? Tom? Val? Who's the better actor? Read More

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There's a new shop chief in town. Read More
A short humor story giving the law of 'ATTRACTION' Read More

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Gary wants to do stand-up. This is his story. Read More
A strange late-night visitor... Read More
When Wile E. Coyote seeks help for depression, leave it to Road Runner to derail the process! Read More

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Inspired by the cartoon that was created by Mike Judge. Read More
What is a typical day for a dominatrix? Tiring! Read More

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Chris was just trying to survive out here on these streets. But when he meets the Bonnie to his Clyde, his life will be changed forever. Read More
If someone says "I love you, but I'm just not 'in love' with you" it's best not to quibble. Just move on...it's over. No...forget about it, she's done...you're toast. Read More

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The mighty philosopher, once summoned to the courts of kings, has lost a lot of gravitas over time. How far they have fallen through the centuries; from their past glory informing heads of state, to now entertaining smoking buddies at the local hookah lounge. Read More

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When your basketball team is run by the Mafia, the zone defense goes out the window...along with the referee if he's not careful. Ya get what I'm sayin'? Read More

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What if social media had existed during WWII? General Patton's speech might have gone thusly. Read More

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What ideas did Neil Armstrong reject before coming up with his famous moon speech? Read More

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