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Book / Thrillers

September 18, 2017

Reads: 376

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

The continuation of Book One, "See No Evil" By June Kapri, two new characters arrive and a romance unrolls. It's a hilarious, exciting adventure. Read More
In a different universe where magic exists alongside modern technology, "monsters", overpowered bulls, outdated architecture and fashion designers (and bad punctuation) Read More

Reads: 119

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Jellyfish are the most peculiar creatures in the sea. They are mostly water and have no brain and filled with a current of high electricity that can kill. But what if one did have a brain and it could communicate with other fish, it had feelings, it could talk and… Read More

Book / Humor

September 07, 2017

Reads: 710

Comments: 5

Shelves: 4

The Yesterday News House

Billybob Joe is a reporter for Yesterday News, who has the best articles by far. In my opinion, that is. For more information, you can visit the website, at yestodaynewz.tk. Read More

Book / Flash Fiction

September 05, 2017

Reads: 115

Comments: 11

Shelves: 2

The Booksie Classic House

I copy-pasted some mad-libbed drabbles and stuck 'em in a book. I didn't change any of them to make sense. You're going to get what you expect if you read. Read More

Book / Romance

September 05, 2017

Reads: 48

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

<p> Jasmine receives this diary from a lady in the mall. And what she writes in it becomes a reality without her noticing. Until one of her friends gets jealous. Read to find out what happens next. </p> Read More
<p> It takes more than friction to melt the ice. Have a read at thid story based on a much beloved franchise. </p> Read More

Poem / Poetry

September 04, 2017

Reads: 172

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

<p> Passing notes in class … </p> Read More

Book / Humor

September 01, 2017

Reads: 28

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

lisa is a perfectly (sort of) happy and, most importantly, normal teenager. the problem is everyone else isn't. stuck where everyone is special except for her, she does her best to live life to the fullest. then her mother one day decides to go on a trip with her father&#8230; Read More

Poem / Poetry

September 01, 2017

Reads: 238

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Blood is thicker than water. Read More
Nick and his friends have another night out at The Tune-up. What happens in a men's room leads Nick to his wildest confrontation with an old rival. Read More

Short Story / Humor

August 25, 2017

Reads: 22

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Breaking in to a house was never as easy as it looks, could I get away with it? Read More

Short Story / Memoir

August 24, 2017

Reads: 65

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Pookey, the love-able cutie thing. Read More
This is just a fun, light-hearted villanelle that I wrote for Poetry class (I don't own any rights to the picture) Read More

Reads: 57

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Meet Derpy. Derpy The Derp. He is a 9 year old boy who is one of the most Imaginative children you'll ever meet. In fact, he has the power he calls "Imagivision". It gives him the power to transport to his own world, where he is free to play god.&#8230; Read More

Reads: 81

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

A piece of memory of childhood that humorously is still stuck. Read More

Reads: 95

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

This is a great (or maybe stupid) excuse to give your teacher when you have "forgotten" your homework at home( Or maybe was just too lazy to attempt it). Read More

Tags: food, funny, cat

Book / Humor

July 24, 2017

Reads: 118

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

follow the adventures of 3 men as they tries to earn lots of money writing erotic novels at their office while they try to hide from the prying eyes of their superiors as well as keep their "part time job" a secret. Read More
my all time favorite poem I have ever wrote I hope u enjoy reading it as much I as I do Read More

Reads: 15

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

something you will want to see in your minds eye Read More
On the centenary of a legendary singer’s birth, things at an academic conference start to go horribly, and sillily, wrong. Read More

Tags: story, new, funny

Book / Other

July 16, 2017

Reads: 156

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

In the zombie-filled world, one man must save the world from total destruction- or at least he would if he wasn't an incompetent idiot. Read More

Reads: 561

Comments: 4

Shelves: 2

The Booksie Classic House

Comedy, Politics and Blood is abound in this on point fan story based on one of the best selling PC Franchises of all time. NOTE: The story is finished, but I am in the process of adding chapter breaks and making minor changes. Feel free to read. The story itself&#8230; Read More

Reads: 109

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

The year is 314, of humanity's second era. As a war brews between the humans and a powerful empire ruled by slug-like aliens with command over much of the known universe's trade and information, a squad in the imperial navy is sent on a simple looking mission. The crew, consisting&#8230; Read More

Poem / Humor

July 12, 2017

Reads: 57

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Tags: humor, poetry, funny, goofy

Reads: 114

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

The Review Chain House

inspired by an amazing Montenegrin little girl Read More
this is an essay i wrote about the first time i went flying. it is a fictional representation of what it is like for people like me. Read More
Tripping the Night Fantastic is essentially a ‘Whodunit’, but one that is far from the traditional and expected set up. There is a murder, there is a sleuth, and there is a solution. There is also an awful lot of drug/alcohol related lunacy. It is a dark comedy with an&#8230; Read More
A regular High school nerd has an array of problems including a best friend who bullies him, homework, and oh yea he works for the government Read More
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