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It was my homework only, but suddenly it turned out to be quite an interesting short story. Hope you'll like it <3 (One short story written by one beginner. The first passage was copied from the textbook written by V. D. Arakin. Unfortunately, mistakes in… Read More
They say your life flashes before you in that moment before death. I could see it all reflected back at me in the cold merciless blade. I was standing under the cherry blossoms at my elementary school entrance ceremony, eating cake at my sister's wedding, standing outside praying the monster… Read More
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Book / Other

April 08, 2018

Reads: 605

Comments: 1

Shelves: 2

The Booksie Classic House

For a Secret Santa, my friend got me a book of 642 stories to write. These are the stories. I have no rights to the prompts. Read More

Tags: short, funny, awesome

Reads: 50

Comments: 5

Shelves: 2

The Booksie Classic House

A short collection of Mr. Pickle and Friends and their crazy adventures. Read More

Tags: cats, funny, dilemmas

Phoebe Kitts isn't your average pre-teen. She is one of the highest achieving 5th graders in Pierceton. After a slew of weird events, Phoebe works against the clock to find out what's going on before it's too late. Read More
lisa is a perfectly (sort of) happy and, most importantly, normal teenager. the problem is everyone else isn't. stuck where everyone is special except for her, she does her best to live life to the fullest. then her mother one day decides to go on a trip with her… Read More
this is my remix of an essay that i did for highschool,warning this may disturb some people. please comment and msg me once your read, so i know who and how good this is, i hate premium upgrade that is stupid Read More

Tags: funny, silly, rude, edit, remix

Book / Humor

March 28, 2018

Reads: 25

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Tags: funny

Short Story / Humor

March 26, 2018

Reads: 22

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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A re-upload of the old one from 2016. Enjoy Read More

Tags: humor, missing, funny

This is by far my FAVORITE episode, it's about Vegans and a corrupt slaughterhouse owner having an all out war! If you enjoy topical humor, or just want to relax and enjoy a lovely, funny, creative story, please read, and enjoy!! Read More
This episode was made randomly, It kinda just came to me and I hope whoever reads it gets a good laugh :) Read More

Reads: 22

Comments: 1

Shelves: 2

The Booksie Classic House

Reads: 26

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Just a little book I've been working on. :) Read More

Tags: horror, funny, vr

A tricky riddle. Been planning this for a while, and so I hope that my efforts were worth it. Enjoy y'all! Read More
Sophie Turner was just an average everyday kid. No sorry I'm wrong. She was the neighborhood sleuth. . ..or so she thought. Read More

Reads: 13

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Don't bother even asking about it... BUT... DO... Enjoy y'all! Read More
'Thought-processors, anything to write?' ______________________ I've tried to make the poem sound funny! :D Please leave your opinion on this piece. Read More

Poem / Humor

March 14, 2018

Reads: 19

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Reads: 27

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

BABIES!!!!! ENJOY YA'LL!!! Read More

Poem / Humor

March 13, 2018

Reads: 19

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Tags: fiction, comedy, funny

Reads: 35

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Story is set in 1979, just something i wrote in a couple of weeks. Hope you enjoy! Read More

Short Story / Humor

March 05, 2018

Reads: 27

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Find some writing prompts on pinterest: "I see the assassins have failed." Read More

Reads: 129

Comments: 1

Shelves: 2

The Review Chain House

DONE! Read More

Tags: funny

Reads: 31

Comments: 1

Shelves: 2

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If you don't buy anything, does that make you guilty? Read More

Reads: 21

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

How do you check the time? Read More

Reads: 21

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

What am I supposed to eat?? Read More

Reads: 71

Comments: 8

Shelves: 4

The Booksie Classic House

Have you ever wondered what does wizards and witches do after they graduate from their respective schools of magic? Alan Bernzwarg wondered the same, he had graduated as a wizard years ago and hadn't been able to land a single stable job since. And he's homeless now too?I Read More
Johnny just moved to the city with his dad. One day, while taking out the trash, Johnny saw something that would change his life forever. Read More

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