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Please do not just judge me, like in the title, this was a dare. THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN, AND IS VERY OFFENSIVE, I'M WARNING YOU! Read More
this is my first story and im just learning how to write Read More

Tags: funny

Reads: 29

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

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Chuckle Button Pusher Read More

Tags: funny, bigfoot

Short Story / Non-Fiction

October 07, 2018

Reads: 37

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

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Daily living. Read More

Tags: thoughts, life, funny

Nature and wildlife. Read More

Reads: 79

Comments: 1

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I'm a 28-year-old, shut-in, anti-social, anime otaku, gaming, yuri-loving, NEET... what can go wrong? Read More

Book / Fantasy

October 03, 2018

Reads: 219

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

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As the darkness continues to grow inside the world, a red and furry creature emerges from a slumber it was never meant to wake from. This furry friend goes on an adventure of a lifetime to break the dead doubt and bring hope back; join it as its world… Read More
This is number 1 of Adventures Of Knet And Fried Read More
Beautiful... Read More

Tags: humor, fun, haiku, funny, zdog

Script / Humor

October 02, 2018

Reads: 30

Comments: 1

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Tags: death, mystery, funny

Byron never thought much about how weird it was for everyone to be afraid of his mom. In fact, he never really noticed it until he meets one of his mother's friends and their children. What's this AWG? What do you mean his mother was part of an all… Read More

Reads: 33

Comments: 2

Shelves: 2

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I'm a 28-year-old, shut-in, anti-social, anime otaku, gaming, yuri-loving, NEET... what can go wrong? Read More

Book / Humor

September 30, 2018

Reads: 2059

Comments: 7

Shelves: 2

The Yesterday News House

Billybob Joe is a reporter for Yesterday News, who has the best articles by far. In my opinion, that is. For more information, you can no longer visit the website, at yestodaynewz.tk. Read More

Book / Humor

September 28, 2018

Reads: 31

Comments: 1

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One story. One protagonist. And one narrator. This would be a perfectly normal book if the narrator actually did his job. But he didn't. At all. What happened next was a hilarious mangling of genres and scenes. Read More

Poem / Humor

September 25, 2018

Reads: 35

Comments: 4

Shelves: 3

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I want to write something meaningful... Random... Read More

Book / Romance

September 25, 2018

Reads: 54

Comments: 1

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Loyalty is a high school student who has pink hair, dark skin, and a sassy, bubbly personality. Read More

Reads: 379

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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DONE! Read More

Tags: funny

Book / Young Adult

September 20, 2018

Reads: 50

Shelves: 1

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Just Kelsie is about a young teenager who has taken on the hobby of writing a journal. She's got enough going on in her life to fill the pages of her new diary. Along the way Kelsie has laughs, cries and lots of drama. Read More
Peppermint and Mars-man almost meet the King of Ketchup in Lake Como. Read More
about multiple personality disorder and killing your alters in a funny way Read More

Short Story / Horror

September 15, 2018

Reads: 25

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

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I’m going to write a horror story cause my friend told me to write one. Okey Read More

Tags: horror, funny

About one's own quirks. Read More

Tags: funny

This is #2 entry in a set of short stories following whether a character named Pat leaves another character name Alex, or vice versa. Read More
Welcome to the DEATH corporation. Department of End-of-life Administration and Travel to the Hereafter Established in: since-the-beginning-of-time Run by: death’s-little-helpers The world’s only non-profit, non-government organization that will NEVER run out of business! Join one of death’s-little-helpers for a tour of the day-to-day routine at the Death corporation. (I… Read More
A short story of a writer with writer’s block that unexpectedly runs into lost love during his search for clarity Read More
The first in a collection of short stories regarding my never ending conquests in internet (and sometimes old fashioned) dating. Read More
An excerpt from my latest book: The Self Proclaimed Inspector. You can find the rest of on the Barnes on Noble Online Store, just search for "The Self Proclaimed Inspector.' Read More

Reads: 88

Comments: 1

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This is a story that is still on the beginning, but I'm very enthusiastic about how it will turn out in the end. I have to say it was certainly inspired by yuri manga and known authors and books that contain queer material. It might have some mature themes,… Read More

Tags: love, funny, mature, queer

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