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Welcome To Dozy Covid Britain... Read More
Jemma Dodge does not have a good track record with technology, so what happens when a fancy new computer gets released? Read More

Tags: mystery, sci-fi, funny

Set in the COVID-era present, Oliver Darling, BGD, tells the story of Oliver, a witty, somewhat pompous, fifty-year old professor bored with his library career, and stymied in a relationship with his beloved longtime partner Skylar. Through happenchance, Oliver begins a new career as an ‘Art Detective,’ or as he… Read More
It's just a short story made to entertain you and make you laugh Read More

Tags: brother, savage, funny

Find Banana bark or go to Hell.... Read More
There's roughly 80,000 more words, but that a bit much for an article. If this is well received, I'll post more excerpts from the book. Read More
An abstract take on "The Frog King" by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm where the frog is replaced by a Shoebill Stork who ends up marrying the king. Read More
A Space Traveler enters an alien world to tell his planets most valued resource, Rhodium. Telling this precious metal takes a treacherous turn when trying some adventurous exploration in this alien domain. Read More
The life & times of Mr Dunne.. Read More
Stella thinks she will never be able to fly. But Custard Pie the friendly beagle has a little plan... Read More
This pseudo life story is an ongoing project, humorous, brainless and slightly adventurous... find out what happens next! Read More

Book / Science Fiction

April 13, 2022

Reads: 1919

Comments: 1

The Science Fiction House

Extinction is a story filled with action and adventure. A story that starts here in the present day - and that takes us on a journey through time to 67 million years ago and across the galaxy. Extinction is the story of the fight to save humanity and our future.… Read More
This is a fanfiction short story about the Sims2. It's a murder mystery: The case of Nicholas Barthelet. My first time writing a mystery. Read More
If you have ever had an accident, that when you think back on it, it makes you laugh with funny memories, then this book is for you. My life, my clumsiness, is all for you to enjoy, laugh and think, lucky me. Read More

Book / Humor

March 10, 2022

This was just on my mind lemme know what you think Aye? Read More

Tags: funny, lol, bruh

Follow the adventures of Spearmint Cornblush and his faithful chronicler Tinsel as they try to solve the case of the missing dimension. Read More
In Bulgarian. Tova e poetichna sbirka ot naj-razlichni humoristichni stihove vse v moja stil, kojto az projavih oshte v "Pystra Kalamburiada" dosta otdavna. Te sa v razdeli: filosofski, seksi, detski, nonsensi, kudoshi, razpjavki, drugi, Moeto otechestvo, i sa vse s hubavi detski rimi, i stanaha tvyrde mnogo za 1 kniga… Read More
In Bulgarian. Tova e poetichna sbirka ot naj-razlichni humoristichni stihove vse v moja stil, kojto az projavih oshte v "Pystra Kalamburiada" dosta otdavna. Te sa v razdeli: filosofski, seksi, detski, nonsensi, kudoshi, razpjavki, drugi, Moeto otechestvo, i sa vse s hubavi detski rimi, i stanaha tvyrde mnogo za 1 kniga… Read More
In Bulgarian. Tova e poetichna sbirka ot naj-razlichni humoristichni stihove vse v moja stil, kojto az projavih oshte v "Pystra Kalamburiada" dosta otdavna. Te sa v razdeli: filosofski, seksi, detski, nonsensi, kudoshi, razpjavki, drugi, Moeto otechestvo, i sa vse s hubavi detski rimi, i stanaha tvyrde mnogo za 1 kniga… Read More
In Bulgarian. Tova e poetichna sbirka ot naj-razlichni humoristichni stihove vse v moja stil, kojto az projavih oshte v "Pystra Kalamburiada" dosta otdavna. Te sa v razdeli: filosofski, seksi, detski, nonsensi, kudoshi, razpjavki, drugi, Moeto otechestvo, i sa vse s hubavi detski rimi, i stanaha tvyrde mnogo za 1 kniga… Read More
In Russian. Æto poæticheskij sbornik samÝh raznÝh jumoristicheskih stihov, so zvonkoj (prjamo detskoj) rifmoj, v moëm tradicionnom shutochnom, da i filosofskom stile, gde dlja menja vazhnee ne vÝskazatÞ kakie-to chuvstva, kotorÝh ne peredatÞ slovami, a skoree naoborot, podobratÞ nuzhnÝe slova, chtobÝ vÝrazitÞ v broskom i zapominajushchemsja vide interesnÝe ili poleznÝe… Read More
Trevor returns to his small hometown to prove himself in a foot race during a July 4th celebration. He doesn't count on the local hero showing up. Read More
My one and only hilarious attempt to become an artist! Read More

Short Story / Humor

December 10, 2021

Reads: 123

Comments: 1

Shelves: 2

The Booksie Classic House

Dear Dad, I hope you don't mind me writing about all the STUPENDOUS drama going on here. After watching so many murder mysteries, I am dead certain I need a witness outside. Grab yourself some coffee and cookies. It's gonna be epic! Sincerely, Your Skipper Read More
Sam gazed at the darkness. He imagined himself underneath, spiders crawling up his arms. He wanted to help, but he didn’t have special powers like Spider-Man, courage like Wolverine, or even tech like Batman. Or did he? Read More
Basil is afraid of getting cold feet...so his parents and an old Canada Goose come to the rescue! Read More

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