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I have never been one with much of a mechanical aptitude. I do have the ability to know what mechanical objects should sound like when they are operating. This skill has saved me many times. Read More
The Lands of Gutherax is in shambles. The previous generation learned that Magic can be used for great destruction. There are more rouge spellcasters than good ones, and every year the problem grows. It's up to the next generation to turn this war against evil around. A group of underdog… Read More
A Christmas Wish is a Short Kids story, About Identical Twin sister's Named Devi and Nevi...?" Whom Made A Christmas Wish...?" Does The Wish Come True or is it Impossible to come true...?" Please With all do Respect, Could you be so kinds as to send me Comments to Lemme… Read More
“Hi! There...?” I am the Author of “Me and My New talking Puppy Sarah!” this is a kids Book and I really hope that Parents that Love to read to their Children and will read it to your Children I am sure that they will love it and Perhaps Maybe… Read More
Working on a new book and will publish new chapter weekly if I can find the time.:) Read More

Short Story / Humor

November 08, 2020

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Cats up a tree wait for the opportune time to make their escape. Wait for it...sniff...wait for it...sniff sniff sniff. Read More

Tags: humor, funny

In this short story Chloe has on her glasses and everyone loves them. Well except for McKayla. Read More

Tags: funny, lesson, glasses

Gary Coupland's entire working life has involved making movies. He has been forced to live in a retirement home by his children. He refuses to give up on his desire to make another movie. Those around Gary don't think it's possible. None of them know Gary. He is capable of… Read More
feeling bored? here are a few interesting riddles . . . Read More

Tags: riddles, funny

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Covid-19 has already brought enough trouble to the world. But now there is an outbreak of a new and different pandemic. Zovid-20(Zombie Virus Disease - year two thousand and twenty). Zombies have invaded Earth and are at attack. One becomes a zombie once attacked by zombies... And one can only… Read More
A basic knowledge gaining funny story for children. Read More

Book / Romance

September 29, 2020

Everyone wants me to write a book. So this book is meant for guys only.. have fun Read More

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In Bulgarian. The title is translated as “Going Over the Millet (50+ /Sonniots/ With Comments)”, but this is literally and is idiom for botching, working in haste and incompetently, and “sonniots” is invented by Jotata poetical form with 11 lines, a bit shorter than the sonnet. As style and thematic… Read More
A new idea for a funny and haphazard love story of two mismatched trouble makers in a world of magic. Read More

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A woman kicks her husband out after finding evidence of infidelity. Never mind that the other woman is a fast food chain. Read More

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Robin Hood, known for stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, meets some resistance. Some peasants were not so fond of his wealth-redistribution schemes. Read More

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Book / Humor

September 09, 2020

Minnie is a mischeivous dog living in a nice surbaban. She likes to bluff to protect her own self-esteem and it's become a leverage where she uses the talent to humiliate other people. Getting herself in trouble once for running into an incident, Minnie gets caught in the turmoil taking… Read More
Just a test for a character that may be featured in a book. (Unrefined writing.) Read More
Princess Lily thought of fairies the way some girls think of "bad boys." If a fairy had shown up at Castle Starling wearing a motorcycle jacket and a disrespect for authority, Princess Lily would have been head over heels before he spoke a word with his pouty, mutinous mouth. So… Read More

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"A fantastic children's fantasy book, that is well written. The characters are original, and the story is full of humour." Read More

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Three criminals gather to contemplate a plan to kidnap children but the pun at the end really changes them once they learn the importance of sleep hygiene. Read More
Natalie Harrell’s attitude about money changes when she has a monthly rent to pay for her new office in the lavish mall. She becomes more desperate and financially responsible. But the life of living paycheck to paycheck still follows and haunts her without signs of stopping. Read More

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Discussions about evolution can sometimes lead modern humans into the tall grass, just as our ancestors were led into the tall grass. Walking erect enabled the latter to succeed in the evolutionary process, but modern man's sexualized mind gets easily triggered. Read More

Tags: humor, comedy, funny

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A sleazy used car salesman attempts to sell a car with a mind of its own. Read More
Who discovered America? Was it Christopher Columbus? No. Was it the Native Americans? Not even close. The land that is now America can be traced to previous occupants all the way back to the cave people. One descendant stands to reap huge rewards. Maybe crouches would be a better word… Read More

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Who draws you to watch Top Gun? Tom? Val? Who's the better actor? Read More

Tags: humor, fun, funny, actors

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