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Book / Young Adult

November 26, 2019

Reads: 488

Comments: 31

Shelves: 3

The Booksie Classic House

Ten biologically engineered siblings are left to survive in a military compound in a futuristic world, along with 30 'normal' kids. Caidey and her diverse siblings must find a way to learn about their DNA makeup when they begin developing super human abilities that are potentially deadly while also finding… Read More

Poem / Humor

November 22, 2019

Reads: 41

Comments: 4

The Booksie Classic House

Featured Review by HJFURL

"Sounds like you've got a Bum Deal there, Sage! Outrageous! Love it when you're outrageous!!!!!! Hj" Read More

PROMPTS TWO is another collection of 57 short stories, two winners in an international short story contest. To buy PROMPTS TOO and Tank's 4 other books - PALOMINO (his WWII historical fiction novel), PORKY BAYCANN (a coming-of-age and WWII historical fiction novel and companion to Palomino), COOKIE JOHNSON (his Vietnam… Read More
PROMPTS is a collection of 60 short stories with two winners in an international short story contest. To buy PROMPTS and Tank's 4 other books - PALOMINO (his WWII historical fiction novel), PORKY BAYCANN (a coming-of-age and WWII historical fiction novel and companion to Palomino), COOKIE JOHNSON (his Vietnam historical… Read More
There was a picture hanging on the wall in the sewing room of my grandparent’s old farmhouse. It was actually more of a sign than a picture, but it fascinated me because it was embroidered, and the message was profound. It read, ‘Cheer Up, Things Could Be Worse!’ Under that,… Read More

Tags: humor, rhyme, laugh, funny

Poem / Humor

November 07, 2019

Reads: 145

Comments: 2

The Free Verse House

Just playing with the old funny bone... Wait, that didn't come out right. Ha ha... Read More

Tags: humor, comedy, funny

Book / Children Stories

November 06, 2019

Reads: 31

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

a girl who loves her chicken she always asked for intill one day... Read More

Tags: funny

Book / Humor

November 05, 2019

Reads: 4673

Comments: 9

Shelves: 3

The Yesterday News House

Billybob Joe is a reporter for Yesterday News, who has the best articles by far. In my opinion, that is. For more information, you can no longer visit the website, at yestodaynewz.tk. Read More

Poem / Humor

November 04, 2019

Reads: 105

Comments: 2

The Free Verse House

Had this song in my head so I wrote a poem... Read More

Reads: 70

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

He wanted to just drink a beer but his neighbor had other sinister plans, or so he thought. Read More
A man's butthole betrays him. Read More
Those lovable crooks, Tinman and Peach run up against a safe that refuses to be cracked. On top of it, Tinman is the designated chef for the gang's annual Christmas dinner, and he hasn't even begun to prepare. Will they continue the heist, or opt for a day sweating over… Read More

Tags: crime, funny, cooking

Welcome! Are you ready for a slap stick adventure filled with danger, drugs, action, love, and much more! follow the adventure of our hero and his crazy life (being revised) Read More

Tags: funny, script

Poem / Humor

October 11, 2019

Reads: 84

Comments: 4

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Poem / Humor

October 09, 2019

Reads: 61

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

I started with the premise that if the good die young, then logically only the bastards are left to grow old. A friend said it was sexist as women should also be included but the strict definition of a "bastard" is a fatherless child, so I believe I am being… Read More

Tags: rhyme, age, funny, lyric, agist

Book / Romance

October 09, 2019

Reads: 708

Comments: 2

Shelves: 2

The Booksie Classic House

A supernatural romantic comedy about a lonely ghost girl named Vera, and a human boy named Dean, who helps his mother with paranormal investigations. Both just want a good friend, but may end up finding something more, especially when Dean decides he will help Vera rediscover who she used to… Read More

Reads: 126

Comments: 2

The Booksie Classic House

Why relationships are like milk, a revelation. Read More
These are poems I made for fun about the things I encounter in life. Btw, my life is pretty stange Read More
Some of my poems are just . . . . . . . . Read More
Funny parody of Harry Potter. Read More

Poem / Poetry

September 05, 2019

Reads: 92

Comments: 2

The Booksie Classic House

part two...... Read More

Tags: humor, comedy, funny

Reads: 227

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

A story about two friends, a dragon and luck. Read More

Featured Review by Celtic-Scribe63

"A good fast paced, fantasy/action story. Well thought out and written. An enjoyable read indeed. " Read More

Poem / Humor

September 03, 2019

Reads: 114

Comments: 4

The Booksie Classic House

Just a little humor..... Read More

Tags: humor, comedy, funny

Tags: funny, rabbo

Strawberry's days of peace and happiness in her fenced field on Farmer Bill's farm are interrupted by two-legged human creatures whom Farmer Bill calls 'grandchildren'. Strawberry isn't sure if she can handle this summer visit from these hooligans. If only there was a way she could get rid of them. Read More
The Fibbing Fishermen is a humorous short story about three old men who meet up every Friday to share their extraordinary (and quite unreal) fishing stories, but all three of them have a little secret that you might never guess. Read More
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