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This is a fictional short story about a ghost named Frankie Read More
These are all short stories about me, about all the funny accidents I had. They are all absolutely true even if they do not sound very believable. Read More

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Just your typical phone conversation involving lovely ladies wishing each other a happy Mother's Day. But definitely not what you'd expect as a series of events begin to turn things upside down. You will laugh hysterically reading this! Enjoy! ***WARNING/DISCLAIMER: NOT FOR CHILDREN. 18 y/o+. FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY! READ… Read More
Working on a new book and will publish new chapter weekly if I can find the time.:) Read More
Roger and Dodger are partners in crime. They live next door to each other on a tree lined street. They have eight legs, two noses, and two tails between them. They know everything that goes on in their local animal community. They are the dog detectives. Read More
Anthony the anxious Ant finds himself all alone, with no friends. He finally realizes that kindness towards others is the way to make friends and sets off to make amends. However, as he crosses the stream in search of his lost friends he comes across Sid the hungry Salmon. Read More
Anthony the anxious flying ant is at it again along the long and winding path. This time a whole new set of friends come to his aid only to be let down at the last minute. Anthony is one bad ant! Read More

Poem / Humor

April 29, 2021

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This poem was inspired by the Punch-Out video game Read More
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, occasions, events, and occurrences are the items of the writer's imagination. Any similarity to real people, living or dead, or genuine occasions or actual events is simply coincidental. Thank You. Summary: The son of the wealthiest businessman in Dhaka escapes… Read More

Tags: love, family, humor, funny, awol

Short Story / Humor

April 24, 2021

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Comments: 6

The Booksie Classic House

A silly little tale about a domestic ding-dong and a doorbell that intervened Read More
Welcome to the random book you picked up. Perhaps thinking, “Nothing, just nothing to do, might as well find something new to do, why not read a random book.” Or even, “Eh, I’ve read all the books I like, let’s read something I point to while closing my eyes.” Thank… Read More

Poem / Poetry

February 10, 2021

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A funny poem about a penguin at the zoo! Read More

Tags: write, funny, lol, read, haha

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Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Madness in trying to get a game. Read More
     Tova e poetichna stihosbirka ot 101 (+ njakoi Prilozhenija) stihove ot nov, izmislen ot men vid, koito prilichat dosta na sonetite, no sa kato che li po-melodichni i lirichni ot tjah, i koito az narekoh na sebe si, Mironeti. Temite sa vsjakakvi, koeto shte reche che te sa za zhivota,… Read More
      Æto sbornik iz sta s pljusom (pljusÝ na drugih jazÝkah) jumoristicheskih pjatistishij, kotorÝe k tomu zhe eshchë i akrostihi, i vertikalÞnoe poslanie u vseh ih odinakovoe, æto imja Putina, no (mozhet bÝtÞ k sozhaleniju nekotorÝh) tolÞko imja, realÞnÝm chelovekom ja zdesÞ (da i voobshche) ne zanimajusÞ. Prilozhenija zdesÞ tolÞko… Read More
From the age of eight, I had had sex with men who didn’t ask my name, until I met Jerrod. Not only did he ask my name on our first trick but last night, seven years and two kids later, he asked me to marry him. ‘If I say yes,… Read More
a small 8-scene play Read More
Yep... It was me, I started the "Colored Rights War" and now? I'm the ringleader of the black guys and gals. I can't stop now. And I don't want to fight to my death. "Tanisha: Girl who was stupid enough to start a war and get herself killed!" Yeah... Um… Read More

Tags: write, funny, lol, read, haha

News does not have to be real and depressing. The Alternative 2021 is a collection of ludicrous national, international, and local news pieces from 2021 that have not been published by any serious players in the business of writing about what has really happened. Owing to its complete lack of… Read More

Poem / Humor

January 15, 2021

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Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Today I'm posting a poem I wrote when I was 7! Read More
Lula loves lullabies. But when she misunderstands one... It's pretty funny! Read More

Tags: funny

READ THIS MESSAGE Read More

Tags: funny, haha

Here are some riddles! Are you good enough to crack them? Time to see! Read More

Tags: riddles, funny

Poem / Other

January 03, 2021

Yeah so I wrote this poem at midnight for fun. It's a freestyle...obviously. Yeah, and that's the summary. Read More
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