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Another conqueror has fallen. Now is just another mass murderer, like, Alexander, Hannibal, Caesar, Napoleon, Nero, Stalin, and of course, Hitler. This is a parody about, Hitler.
YES, my name is Alex Scavenger. YES, I'm a girl. YES, I'm 16. YES, I'm stronger than you. YES, my dad was a General in the Army. YES, he was killed when I was 11. NO, I'm not over it. YES, I will find and kill everyone involved. NOW REMEMBER,…