Postings with tag: goat
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once in a village there lived a brahmin who was a fool.a school boy could fool him ,he was such a fool. one day he thought of selling his goat in the market.so he tied the goat with a rope and went through the forest to the market.two mischiefs after…
The year is unknown, and a planet far away from Earth is under attack! It's up to one Goat to stop them... Can he do it? A story full of laughs, and every bit of randomness I could fit within, hope you enjoy it!
January 05, 2015
High priced Senatorial call girl steals civil servants breakfast and lunch at a D.C. Starbucks.
Did this for philosophy class.It's about all the worthy writing I've managed in the past month.It's relatively accurate, except for a few small details. I tried to hit it on the head the best I could.
The whole poem is complete nonsense, it just rhymes, and within the poem itself it states its purpose...Here's my defense: ..."I hear your laughter"...so..."when folks are down, with one big frown, it never hurts he who takes a curtsy," if someone makes a fool of himself if he can lift…
Short Summary - This is about a young boy growing up on a farm. He talks about his surroundings and what sticks out to him the most about the farm. He knows that no other place can compare to this, but suddenly he moves away and finds himself somewhere else.…
June 08, 2013
i wrote this stories years ago when i was very little...yeah so sorry for any mistakes.hmm just read and tell me what you think. THE BILLY GOAT BEARD:the story is meant to inspire and also make you laugh.
What happens when the overconfident yet highly insecure lion desires the painfully practical and irritatingly realistic goat who likes to tune down to moderacy the over dramatic visions of the lion?
We Are the Lava Rock Stars We sing in harmony Every tree is a free concert hall We sing 12 hours non-stop from 6 to 6 No R&B, Rock, rap, reggae or calypso We sing pure Coqui Puerto Rican Style We are the rock stars Singing from trees on Lava…
This is for the MAmberConrad contest... I hope its not to late or to bad. This is my first attempt at humor. This may be the most epic fail of my life. Please comment, i need to know. Thanks!
The storefront doors of Roti shop were painted green The countertops were painted yellow to match One Roti please Chicken, goat, shrimp or beef? Asked the East Indian woman at the counter Umm, chicken no, goat Roti please Anything to drink A Carib Coming up.
The soils of Clarendon plains on the island are rich in nutrients. To export sugar to Europe from the island, the English brought the farm laborers from India to work on the sugarcane farms in early 19th century. The descendents of the Indian laborers are now native islanders refer to…
“I heard your heart wrenching experiences with bad cafeteria food,” said Lord Bhim, a mythological figure and the master of culinary art. “That is true, as you can see state of my body from eating bad food.” “How about state of your mind?” “My poor grades would attest for that.”…
Sometimes the hero of a story can be an unlikely one. The title Hero to Goat is an old saying I thought sort of fitted the story. This is story with three parts, entered for Niau's Challenge. Enjoy! *** Booksie is having problems posting Part II and Part III, so…
Somewhere in the world, a village boy is listening to the merry chink of a goats bell as he walks it up a mountain. If you don't understand, don't worry. I'm not sure I understand either. It seemed to make sense at the time.
“I am taking a sabbatical during this summer if you are interested you can stay in our house,” Dr. Dayal sounded very kind, at least that was what Juggernaut thought. “Sure, thank you,” “while looking for a new place to live, I can stay at your house for the summer,…