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Poem / Humor

July 12, 2017

Reads: 57

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Tags: humor, poetry, funny, goofy

Reads: 94

Comments: 1

Shelves: 2

The Booksie Classic House

Chip was just an ordinary fella. In fact, there wasn’t anything special about him at all, or so he thought. It’s funny how life can change seemingly over lunch, and for Chip, when the smell of death began to emanate from his body, his life changed completely. After some convincing… Read More
Lucy Grant takes her monkey to meet a hot date at the City Zoo, and, well . . . Read More

Tags: fun, monkeys, goofy

"I longed to read everything I possibly could, and the things I read in turn produced new yearnings." ?Patti Smith "The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it.” ?Jordan Belfort The meaning of life… Read More

Short Story / Humor

June 23, 2015

Reads: 276

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Two guys wake up in an unfamiliar location after being kidnapped by an aspiring sadist. Read More
A whimsical poem I wrote in the spring of 2014, all based on something I saw that gave me the thought of: children being kept under control so much to behave, that they can get irritable and obnoxious, until they are able to get outside and play, where they are… Read More
Professor Higgybossy is a very excitable and rather egotistical physics professor (who just might have heard of the Higgs Boson). In his lab, he and his hard-working assistants build a great contraption to catch a remarkable THING. I don't have pictures, so those will have to be in your mind.… Read More

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Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Kim gets hit with an unexpected question from her little brother, Chris. Come read about her ridiculous answer and how she handles what he asked! Read More
A non-fiction piece I wrote for class, again. It's sort of weird, because, I mean, it isn't set up like a story really. It's kinda goofy. I think it might actually be funny. Who knows? Read More
A whimsical take-off on children’s animal anthologies, A Guide to Seldom Seen Animals helps explain some of the curious things that happen in everyday life. Read More

Reads: 713

Comments: 11

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Emmery Sutton. There is no where to go, but up from here. 'Ems bit down on her lip, feeling it begin to go numb. She looked in the mirror, seeing a broken teenage girl, who wished she knew who she was. Tears began to well from her eyes, “Is this… Read More

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Comments: 1

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I was really bored, and I wanted to get everything out about the guy that I really like. I hope this amuses you. Read More
For you KH fans: The Organiztation XIII got a new member named Roogex. A boy with great talents and knowledge and has the power to create with his Pencil-Sharp Sword. One day... Something unusual happened. Read More
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