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love is one of those things.. i wish i never knew her really. Read More
A Journey in to the world of your inner mind, One man goes on a quest to figure out why he's trapped in what he thinks is a dream, what will chris do what will he find, will you discover something true to you? Read More
An obvious work of fiction. Basically, a girl has an epiphany and she has a story to tell about it. Read More
This contest is a contest to show skills. I will pull one lyric from a song and everyone must write a short story or poem (these two types of writing will be judged as different categories) This contest is going to go American Idol style. The one with the least… Read More
Hi there. If you're reading this, WHICH, YOU SHOULD BE, welcome to part 2 of the puzzle I have scattered out across the internet for you. Here, we have a poem written by yours truly. Your current task with this is to figure out the 'issue' that I need you… Read More

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Comments: 1

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Again, all of this is true. And no, she didn't show up Wednesday. My luck right? Read More

Miscellaneous / Other

October 20, 2013

Reads: 174

Comments: 1

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For dclovesfd's 'Five Sentence' contest. Read More

Poem / Humor

June 17, 2013

Reads: 402

Comments: 2

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Yo ho ho! I wrote a song about pirates! Read More

Poem / Humor

June 10, 2013

Reads: 227

Comments: 1

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Just popped into my head like most ideas... Try and read it with almost a marching band rhythm! Read More

Reads: 2854

Comments: 133

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When Ashley Scott finds out that her two-timing boyfriend is cheating on her with her own cousin, she knows she wants revenge. He and her cousin are the biggest thing. But while Ashley's boyfriend was cheating on her, Ashley's cousin was cheating on her boyfriend! He knows he wants to… Read More
“My name is Kurisutaru Ai…” A bodyguard… A woman… Kurisutaru is far from feminine, despite her appearance, and she has been in many different, life-threatening situations. From bombs, to assassins, she’s seen it all, and fought it all for someone else. There was nothing new about it. Except her client…… Read More

Reads: 199

Comments: 2

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People always said I was going the wrong way...Funny. It feels pretty right to me. Maybe, they should of took a different route; the one with the pretty flowers :) Read More

Tags: turtle, haha

This will not be written the usual way, in script form, only slightly.... There is a bunch of siblings living together in a house that their mum owns, who is overseas. The eldest, and the only brother there, leaves off to work that morning, going about his day as a… Read More
My view of high school after finishing. If you're just starting high school or like me, just finishing, please read :) Or anyone really, PLEASE READ!! Read More

Book / Romance

March 31, 2012

Reads: 964

Comments: 40

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Rosaline, Kathryn, Emily, and Jessie are cousins that had never seen each other. Once, under different conditions they were all forced to live with their Grandmother Bella, in a big cottage in the middle of the woods. Rosaline- is a spoiled, 18 years old girl. She was raised by her… Read More

Reads: 414

Comments: 22

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Did anyone just look at that picture of doors and go: "Huh, weirdo." and then click on this to see what on earth this is all about? Well, that's what the doors are for. I don't think anyone has had a picture of doors for any of their novels, so… Read More

Book / Jokes

November 28, 2011

Reads: 394

Comments: 2

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Its a wealthy widower who has a secret chest in her house!! Read More
Emily and Caden have never got along, neither of them can’t remember at least one time when they haven’t been fighting. But when both their parents go on holiday for two months and leave them alone in a house together, you’d think the war would be over. But no, nothing… Read More

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she thought it was a dream?? was it???? a shocking twist at the end, is she the reallly baddy? she was rapped tourterd by every one she trusted, it her own back! Read More
This is for all the girls who talk about me and say that I'm a biotch. Whatever to them this is for them! Please comment and rate! If you do so, I will bake you an invisible cupcake because muffins are overrated! Read More

Poem / Poetry

September 29, 2011

Reads: 146

Comments: 2

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Haha to everyone who tried to break my heart and ruin my life!!! This about you and only you. Please comment, fan, and rate me!!!! If you read this you deserve a cookie!!! Lol Read More

Reads: 740

Comments: 7

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When Azabelle was seven her parents were killed by vampires and she was bit over and over again on her stomach which caused her to have so many scars she was repulsed. Ten years later and still human, Azabelle has taken to being a vampire-hunter, everything is going so well… Read More
This is an actual conversation I had with a printer ink salesman on the phone. Funny :) Read More
This is a newscast I wrote after my friend told me her, now my plans, for our end of the tear prank. Enjoy! Read More

Tags: funny, read, haha

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