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A pretty blonde girl circled a help-wanted ad in a newspaper she was reading. “I’m going to apply for this job,” she said to her friend. Read More
It’s enough to piss off the Pope? Well if it is, it must be really, really bad. Most of the time, the Pope just turns the other cheek—in über Christ-like fashion. But he’s only human, so you know that sometimes, things get under even his skin. They push his buttons,… Read More
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, You could hear the bed squeaking, from me and my spouse. Read More
Hello, this is Harlowe Pilgrim. When my novel, Jesus Vs. Santa wrapped, I conducted a series of interviews with some of its biggest players. The following is my interview with Santa and Mrs. Claus (also known as Kris and Jessica Kringle). Read More

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Jesus was married? Show me your papyrus. Read More

Essay / Humor

September 04, 2012

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Sick and tired of the harassment every time you saddle up to your sweetie? Is being shunned by society starting to wear on you? Have bestiality laws got you down? This goes out to all the sick bastards out there (you know who you are)—who can’t seem to keep your… Read More
Um … what the hell’s a Pussy Riot? Is it the first week back to university, after a long and lonely summer vacation? A smokin’ troupe of naked comediennes? Or a drunken titty-bar brawl? Witness my mind at work. Read More

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Does it piss you off to be peed on? And I’m talking in the literal sense, with actual urine flow—not in the figurative sense of the bad water we all wade through, just living life. Some may be into it—but for most people, if they haven’t asked for a golden… Read More
Have you heard the one about the guy who shot the fireworks out of his ass? Sounds like someone’s been to too many KISS concerts. Read More

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Put a condom on my Olympics … it’s time for another round of the quadrennial summer games. And it’s looking to be a hot one in London. Read More
The author Harlowe Pilgrim interviews Mary Magdalene - also known as Mrs. Jesus Christ. Read More

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Hello everybody. I'm Harlowe Pilgrim, author of the book Jesus Vs. Santa. When I finished the book, I conducted interviews with some of its stars. First off is my interview with Jesus Christ. It went like this: Read More

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If Jesus isn’t happy … nobody’s going to be happy. Jesus Christ is not pleased with Santa Claus and the secular celebration of his birthday. A chance meeting brings them together, and their wives—Mary Magdalene and Mrs. Claus—have their hands full. (Adult Humor) This is the first 3 chapters of… Read More
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