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This poem makes no sense at all. I wrote it as a joke, but maybe someone will like it because of how poorly written it is. Read More

Poem / Other

October 11, 2017

Reads: 188

Comments: 2

Shelves: 3

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Hey, I hope you like my poem! My greatest work is "This Isn't Real", You should read that one! Link: https://www.booksie.com/522523-this-isnt-real Read More

Short Story / Humor

October 11, 2017

Reads: 191

Comments: 7

The Review Chain House

A group of boys plot to creep into Mr. Gambit's home, who's thought to be a vampire. A strange twist soon happens when one of the boys meet Mr. Gambit Read More
Our young adventurers Jonas and Flynn are actually thieves that like to steal only to one day get revenge on the King who killed their families. Will they get their revenge? Will love come between their partnership? Read More
We were just about to have a normal trip until we met someone at the airport. It seemed like we knew them, until we found out we had the same trip as them. We soon took on more adventures together. And many were exciting. Read more below. Read More
Zoe And J explores the relationship of a young, modern day couple that are as true to life as they are fun, loving, fun-loving and charming. This isn't a novel per se, but it allows me to group all the short stories together, as it involves the same two characters. Read More

Book / Fantasy

July 02, 2015

Reads: 388

Comments: 1

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Cassie Johnson is a perfectly devout Christian - until she finds a little black book in her dead neighbour's house, and everything starts to go wrong. Amidst friendly demons, bloodthirsty warlocks, angels, and incompetence, can she keep her soul? Read More
This is a fictional poem. Read More
Councillor Fiddle has received a very important memo from MI5 which may provide the ultimate solution to Mrs. Jibber Jabber..... Read More
Weird Story #1 I made during School.Comments, Suggestions, Reviews would be great. Read More

Reads: 653

Comments: 3

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He hadn't felt this way in a long time but he decided to make friends. However, screw love. It sucks...a lot. Read More
Liyla is a pretty normal girl, she likes cute things, reading, anime and all kinds of fast food. She is also gay, which is perfectly normal to most, but the judgmental people of her neighborhood don't think it is. How will she cope living on her own, with new friends,… Read More

Book / Fantasy

June 06, 2014

Just the adventures of Edward Seakiller, a medical servant fed up of his job, and his best friend Johnny Mytus, as a princess is kidnapped by a mysterious mage whose intentions are not clear. It's funny, though. Read More
The only true torment in life is attending corporate training seminars. Read More

Short Story / Humor

February 21, 2014

Some thoughts into this thing we call Life. How everything is related and we are really the last to know. This was all written on Twitter in February 2014, so you have to read it from the bottom up - just like a good drink of brandy! Mk Read More
The only question is, will Eric Jeffrey's come out of this wing eating challenge with his sanity intact? Read More
A list of...intersting attributes. All need apply. Read More
Ravi, a typical Rajnikanth-worshiping, twelve-year-old is desperate to grow up fast, become popular, make friends with girls (read beautiful girls) and become ‘Sachin’ someday. As usual his annual vacation is packed with summer classes and assignments. But, Ravi has resolved to change things this time though. With Durai, the housemaid's… Read More

Miscellaneous / Jokes

August 16, 2013

Reads: 392

Comments: 2

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Funny joke I came across on the internet so I don't own joke fyi. Read More
Tabitha Mahony has always been that polite, smart, heavy girl who flies under everyone's radar, until one day an unfortunate low-rise jeans incident brings her the kind of publicity no one is looking for. Rather than taking the challenge in stride, Tabitha begins to question the personality she has developed… Read More
This is a little story im writing about my friend... shes writing one about me! hahaha Read More

Script / Humor

March 18, 2013

Track is a script that is currently in the process of being recorded and being put onto www.youtube.com/user/RedlakeInc the promo video is already up! Contains mild violence and two uses of strong language. Contains frequent use of fourth wall breaking, may lower IQ. Opening narration paragraphs and costume list by… Read More
I DO NOT CLAIM OWNERSHIP TO ANY CHARACTERS IN THIS BOOK. ORIGINAL STORY BY: SEIIKI AKUMA. If you would like to understand this book, you should definitely read Secret Brothers beforehand, because it is a very comedic, suspenseful, and plain awesome story. Enjoy! Read More

Essay / Memoir

December 11, 2012

Reads: 247

Comments: 1

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A simple yet unique home for my baseball cap became the basis of a hilarious, un-scientific experiment in trying to explain human behavior. Read More
Read the overview and a few chapters from my memoir 'Bits And Pieces'! You won't be sorry and hopefully you will laugh your a** off! Read More
25 pranks that get a great reaction out of your victim! They range from simple to a little complex and expensive, but worth it! Some are just pure evil, and others are harmless...to you. :3 Enjoy. Read More

Short Story / Humor

August 14, 2012

Reads: 514

Comments: 19

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The tale of little Ms. Anna McBlabbermouth. She is your everyday, teenage girl. But she has one obsession that she can't get over: TALKING! Laugh hysterically as you read this funny little story about her annoying habit, and how it can both be disastrous and beneficial for others! Read More
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