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She’s armed. He’s dangerous. Together, can they stop a killer from tearing a small island community apart? When wise-cracking cozy mystery author, Austin Martell, left his hometown on Whidbey Island for the bright lights of New York, he vowed he would never go back. But some promises are impossible to… Read More
“Where´s Flora?“ I turned around. She wasn't behind me. “I'll go get her.“ I said blankly. I started going up the stairs when I heard quiet sobbs coming from Flora's bedroom. I started wiggling the doorknob. It was locked. “Flora!“ I started banging on the door. “Flora what's going on… Read More
athletes who never were, but if they were real, they would have some remarkable skills, that wouldn't get them in the hall of fame in their sport Read More

Tags: fantasy, humor, sports

Short Story / Science Fiction

January 17, 2019

Reads: 27

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Tags: humor, space, funny, ai, entries

Ridiculous, wacky, stupid, gross and complete nonsense. This is what life is like when you live with fifteen cats. Their company keeps me sane. However, they have control over my entire life. Read More
As the title says, sometimes inspiration is necessary to work, depending on how you look at it. Read More

Reads: 59

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

"The path to true love is a geodesic in some unknown hyperspace: discuss." Read More
A dark and funny tale of how a stressed psychiatrist loses everything one fateful day. Read More
If cats could talk, what would they say to each other? This piece will have three cats, sitting around talking about what goes on in their daily lives. Read More

Book / Romance

January 14, 2019

Reads: 980

Shelves: 5

The Booksie Classic House

"Welcome to sex therapy." - Abigail Aldaine is college student in Seattle who due to childhood trauma has lived most of her life with a rare phobia that has prevented her from ever being able to be touched by another human being again. Jaden Kim is a world famous… Read More

Reads: 50

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

This was supposed to be a 1000 word paid flash fiction story for a website. Then I learned the odds of them paying me were ridiculously low, as would be the pay if they gave me anything, so I figured I was better off sharing it here. Enjoy! Read More

Reads: 40

Comments: 1

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Flash fiction that I wrote while exploring a dark humor mood. Read More

Tags: dark, death, humor

Run

Poem / Humor

January 12, 2019

Tags: humor, poem

worried about people from other countries, invading yours, what about if they came from another galaxy Read More
this is a new book that I am working on and will publish in the next 2 years. Credit Andrew Schlotterer. He was my editor. Read More

Tags: humor, war, combat

This is a retort to a real article written by a Washington post writer. I wrote back in a satirical short story to bring him into the real world of the Indian reservations, of which I know a lot about. It is funny. Read More
Two girls go on a walk in their nice Michigan neighborhood. Read More

Poem / Humor

January 07, 2019

Reads: 60

Comments: 4

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

A confession on my inner insanity. Read More
A short skit I wrote for my parents, nicknamed Winnie and Tigger. Read More
This is a simple story of how I met a girl who became my sister in 2 minutes and for 5 minutes long. Please read the short story and comment on your views. Thanks , TrendingStones Read More

Poem / Humor

January 06, 2019

Reads: 89

Comments: 3

The Booksie Classic House

A little salute to all the nerds in my life. Nod to T.A. Bodoh and R.T.E. Bodoh Read More
Humor from the grave, CAUTION, if you cant handle humor this is not for you. Read More

Tags: humor, poem, funny, poety

Reads: 49

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

40 years ago humans started blasting all their trash off-planet. A few weeks ago, trash started falling from the sky, but it doesn't look anything like what was sent away. Is the trash first contact with an alien race or our own refuse come back to choke the planet? As… Read More

Book / Romance

January 02, 2019

Reads: 52

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

An Asexual falls in love with a Succubus... what will happen? Read More

Book / Romance

January 02, 2019

Reads: 37

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Horace recounts his eighth grade adventures as he comes of age in Southern California suburbia. Read More
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