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The Booksie Classic House

Welcome to St Warriors High, where teachers toss grenades and hunt kids. Where student councils act like cults and psychopathic toddlers are in control.... Bid 'normal' farewell...and enter a world of magic, fantasy...where the impossible is real. (Reviews Returned!) (Reviews Returned) Read More
While waiting to find out who won the poetry contest, I decided to write something light hearted and hopefully enjoyable to read over the holiday season. It's nothing much, but it was fun to write. Read More

Tags: humor, winter, cold, snow, socks

Book / Other

November 18, 2018

This is the story of a woman living a normal life after a not so normal childhood. I don't know what this'll turn into but I guess we'll see. If I come up with something that's not too shitty, I'll update this more. For now, if you if you don't… Read More

Book / Romance

November 17, 2018

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"Welcome to sex therapy." - Abigail Aldaine is college student in Seattle who due to childhood trauma has lived most of her life with a rare phobia that has prevented her from ever being able to be touched by another human being again. Jaden Kim is a world famous… Read More
Mostly the odd old takes, but I added a 2018 release I am sorry to have seen. Read More

Tags: humor, film, review

Hello kiddies....are you hungry...mrahahahaha Read More
The humorous overweight Blue Chevalier investigates multiple murder mysteries with his fearful obese side-kick, Erico. Read More

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Firefly Cove, a massive city filled with unusual beings. They live together in harmony, mostly, coexisting and living like tomorrow never came. From the tall yet gentle Longoers to the eccentric and nature-loving Roah, some people try to make a name for themselves. Psychics embrace their abilities while trying to… Read More

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A fairytale about Gryphon's barbarian beauty, pagan magic and people. Have fun. ... It was busy in the university kitchen. New theories were flying through the air, fighting with arguments and changing under the pressure of statements by renowned names. The witch entered. All the theories immediately combined into a… Read More
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THE LEFTOVER TEA IN THE PAPER CUP, THE CRUMPLED RECEIPTS IN FRONT OF THE MONITOR, OLD AND TORN ENGLISH-GERMAN DICTIONARY...I LIKE ALL OF THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE PIECES OF HIM. Marie Abe works for Cole & Daniels Japan which is Japan branch of multinational food ingredient company. She likes her… Read More
Set in an alternative universe where everything still exists today but guns are just being adapted again after being outlawed for a while. (Don't worry, you'll still seem some.) This story is about a man named Jakku, and he is on a quest with his friend, Mercy to get revenge… Read More
Almost everything can be a mystery, in Bert's viewpoint, even a fly on a computer screen. Read More
The humorous overweight Blue Chevalier investigates multiple murder mysteries with his fearful obese side-kick, Erico. Read More
A work in progress. Read More

Tags: fantasy, humor, funny

Essay / Memoir

November 03, 2018

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Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Some funny and poignant moments during my mom's last years. Read More

Poem / Humor

November 01, 2018

Book / Other

November 01, 2018

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Between the drugs, alcohol, hook ups and drama, who has time for academics anymore? In Undergrad, you'll follow a group of seven friends on their journey through their last years of college as they learn to navigate through the many ups and downs of their daily lives with only… Read More
A sacked CIA accounts analyst wants to make it big - as a writer. There may be worse things - working for the CIA was one of them. But the road to any literary fame is marred by his hellish artistic lifestyle and his main companion - cocaine. And the… Read More
A humorous poem about the theory of evolution. Read More

Book / Other

October 19, 2018

Biography of Orchid Cross, the delicate and touchy, mundane astrological researcher, author of Mundane Day-By-Day Fly-By-Nights, who shines a humorous light on mundane aspects in astrology, charting the course of nations, other entities and events, with a deft comic touch. She’s received a lot of attention for this personal lucubration,… Read More
An animated group robot's rights activist are protesting outside the detention facility. Too bad ZR-22 is not really the one that needs protecting. Written as a response to the writing prompt ""Free ZR-22! Androids are people too!" The protesters chant outside. They think they're saving you, but you're locked up… Read More
It was something like out of the story-books, that Dragon with the wings on fire. It appeared for just a few moments, but the question that was left in three men's minds was the question that should have been on everyone's minds. Read More

Tags: humor, fire, sky, dragon

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Comments: 1

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A humorous sonnet on how to write a sonnet! Read More

Tags: humor, sonnet

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A highly prized recruit signs with his dream institution. Read More

Book / Science Fiction

October 16, 2018

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Spectra is the best Thief in Below but soon finds herself caught in a spiders web. How will she free herself and what is the Howl Corporation up to? Read More

Tags: humor, adventure

A doctor treats patients with genomic modification. Not everyone is curable, though. Read More
Please do not just judge me, like in the title, this was a dare from a friend. THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN, AND IS VERY OFFENSIVE, I'M WARNING YOU! Read More
Tickle My Funny Bone Comedy Writing Contest 2018

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