Idiot stories, books, poems, and more

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Shutting it is called for Read More

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Poem / Editorial and Opinion

January 25, 2020

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Comments: 2

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How do you argue with unreasonable? Read More

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The idiot from Oz Read More

Tags: politics, idiot

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Shut yer pie hole! Read More

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Poem / Humor

February 08, 2019

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Thinking while sleeping Read More

Tags: talk, idiot

Short Story / Humor

February 06, 2019

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THIS is unity? Read More

Tags: politics, idiot

I believe, that you can't find the hidden meaning Read More
In his own words Read More
No this isn't another lovestory, allthough it is. But it isn't a good lovestory. It's a stupid lovestory. Read More

Essay / Romance

March 31, 2018

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Comments: 6

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Letter to my one-time guitar hero Read More

Tags: idiot

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Called the kids protesting gun inaction extremists Read More

Tags: idiot, fox-news

Message from an idiot who cheated his way into the Governor's mantion Read More

Tags: politics, idiot

Book / Humor

December 15, 2017

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My tribute to Peter Sellers--I wrote this when I was less-brained, and am too lazy to reedit, so hopefully it doesn't blow! Read More

Tags: idiot, inspector

I'll just say... never argue with an idiot. You'll lose every time. Read More
Dictionary defines: Doofus: a stupid person. Read More

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IMPORTANT message from Ill-Douche--err--our President-Elect! Read More

Tags: politics, idiot

"Doh!" Read More

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You asked me once on why I loved you. I lied because I didn't know how to say it and I was too shy and afraid. Thanks for reading :) Please feel free to comment if necessary and if there is any improvement that I can and should do. Thank… Read More
What do you feel about how you live your life? Do you feel trapped? Or free? Are you happy? These seemingly unimportant things are the most important in our puny little fragile lives. How would you want to live? Thanks for reading and any sort of feedback is appreciated :D… Read More
Are you happy with life? Do you have the perfect life? This story follows the short ranting's of a man bent on killing the perfection in the world even if that means himself, of course all in the name of the greater good. Read More
Grog is an idiot who lives in a home and doesn't realize it. He keeps managing to get out somehow. Could it be because the two minions BeltleZar and OgliDick, who have been on his tail for a long time, need him outside to get at him. And what is… Read More
The back story of one of the main characters of the book series I am writing. It is a based on the idea of the Naruto series but my own original characters. The back stories will talk about characters from the series but they are not main people just use… Read More
....what a good time we had. Read More
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