Idiot stories, books, poems, and more

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I'll just say... never argue with an idiot. You'll lose every time. Read More

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The Games! House

Dictionary defines: Doofus: a stupid person. Read More

Tags: humor, moment, idiot

Reads: 43

Comments: 2

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The Booksie Classic House

IMPORTANT message from Ill-Douche--err--our President-Elect! Read More

Tags: politics, idiot

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Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

"Doh!" Read More

Tags: idiot

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Doesn't matter. Read More

Poem / Poetry

March 04, 2014

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The Booksie Classic House

You asked me once on why I loved you. I lied because I didn't know how to say it and I was too shy and afraid. Thanks for reading :) Please feel free to comment if necessary and if there is any improvement that I can and should do. Thank… Read More

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Comments: 1

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The Booksie Classic House

What do you feel about how you live your life? Do you feel trapped? Or free? Are you happy? These seemingly unimportant things are the most important in our puny little fragile lives. How would you want to live? Thanks for reading and any sort of feedback is appreciated :D… Read More

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The Booksie Classic House

Are you happy with life? Do you have the perfect life? This story follows the short ranting's of a man bent on killing the perfection in the world even if that means himself, of course all in the name of the greater good. Read More
Grog is an idiot who lives in a home and doesn't realize it. He keeps managing to get out somehow. Could it be because the two minions BeltleZar and OgliDick, who have been on his tail for a long time, need him outside to get at him. And what is… Read More

Reads: 139

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

The back story of one of the main characters of the book series I am writing. It is a based on the idea of the Naruto series but my own original characters. The back stories will talk about characters from the series but they are not main people just use… Read More

Poem / Romance

October 23, 2012

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Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

....what a good time we had. Read More

Poem / Poetry

July 12, 2012

Reads: 378

Comments: 17

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

This poem is not meant to offend, but it is to say hey...do not judge others. It was intended for people who are not "normal..." Here is my question for you friends of the pen. What is "normal?" Read More

Poem / Poetry

May 20, 2012

Reads: 154

Comments: 4

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

People who think the world should be looking at them instead of spitting at them. Get your head out of your arse. Read More

Reads: 281

Comments: 5

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this is about a chicken farmer who has a few problems at the start of his venture. Read More

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Comments: 1

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taken from my book, "Making Permanent Decisions" Read More

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The Booksie Classic House

You might wonder what life holds for you, whether you'll make it out alive, whether all these people around you really understand anything. Look no further. Warning: Put yourself in an associative, light-hearted frame of mind before you read this, or don't. Just don't tell me that I'm wrong. You… Read More

Poem / Poetry

November 03, 2011

Reads: 220

Comments: 1

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The Booksie Classic House

My last attempt at persuading one of my friends away from dating a girl who is rumored to have AIDS. In doing so, he betrayed the trust of me and all his friends. Read More

Reads: 114

Comments: 1

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The Booksie Classic House

This is a poem I just racked off in about ten minutes. Enjoy! Read More

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Comments: 30

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Luce has three problems.. one- her EX-boyfriend is a cheating, lying son of a bitch. two- her mum is a bit of a cow really. And ever so slightly brattish at times (isn't that the childs job? Yes, it is. But try telling her mum that. three- A seriously hot… Read More

Poem / Poetry

October 11, 2011

Reads: 159

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Gossip is stupid. People need to get a life. Read More
Four men attempt a bank robbery. Things get messy when a lady known to one of them shows up. There were some rules to writing the story, set by a writer friend: - None of the characters real names could be used. - 95% of the story had to take… Read More

Poem / Poetry

September 27, 2011

Reads: 103

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

A short limerick about the people we don't always get along with as well as we should! Read More

Reads: 79

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

This is a poem that I wrote about a guy who broke my heart. It kind of is like a letter except it is like a poem. So it's just me saying that I hate him! I hope you enjoy it and please fan me! Read More

Poem / Poetry

August 14, 2011

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Comments: 8

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Just a funny poem that I wrote a while ago... It's supposed to be called 'Idiots' but that name is taken... Read More

Reads: 128

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JUST SOMETHING I WROTE ABOUT MYSELF.. Read More

Reads: 110

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

This is the reason why dummies should't get smartphones.... Read More

Tags: phone, smart, great, idiot, gets

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