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Short Story / Humor

October 26, 2017

Reads: 24

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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I got out the heat and got a cold drink only to end up in another heat chatting with the American girl, Elly Anne. Read More
It is a "someone walked into a Bar" Joke, --- me thinks. Read More

Tags: future, past, present, joke

Reads: 122

Comments: 4

Shelves: 2

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I'm so terrible! Read More

Tags: humor, wish, fans, joke

Poem / Poetry

June 20, 2017

Reads: 26

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

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I wrote this as a joke to my two straight friends. I don't know if I'm gonna continue this as a series or not. Read More

Poem / Poetry

May 16, 2017

Reads: 55

Shelves: 1

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Patience is a virtue ... Read More

Reads: 406

Comments: 4

Shelves: 1

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A work of non fiction under my pen name William Pierce about five brothers and manhood. Read More

Book / Jokes

February 18, 2017

Reads: 106

Shelves: 1

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kind of like a comic strip without pictures. a script in book format for chapters. This series is only made on saturdays. Read More

Tags: comedy, clean, joke

Poem / Humor

January 28, 2017

Reads: 47

Shelves: 1

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Our ancestors used herbs to clean their teeth We use toothpaste yet the dental problems are aplenty Our ancestors bathed in the river devoid of soap Now we use soap; yet suffer from skin problems Our ancestors frequently never used the word ‘Hygiene’ but we use And our immunity levels… Read More

Reads: 258

Comments: 2

Shelves: 2

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Read about the horrible prank that my friend's brother pulled on me and my best friend. Read More

Poem / Poetry

February 19, 2016

Reads: 104

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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Taking the classic "blue curtains" joke further with this analogy of a blue pen. I was in a light-hearted mood when I wrote this ad couldn't for the life of me find a black pen. Read More
An alternative take on the famous "Chicken Joke". © Thom Goddard 2011. Read More

Poem / Romance

September 25, 2015

Reads: 108

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

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A short free verse poem based on an event that occurred with the woman I care very much about. Read More
“Ahem,” he coughed as loudly as he could, brows drawn together in irritated confusion. “Excuse me?” The stranger lazily turned his head to look at whoever just disturbed his apparent brooding. “You're, er, sitting on my car.” Read More

Short Story / Humor

August 30, 2015

Reads: 156

Shelves: 1

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Ever had an annoying moocher who won't leave you alone? Bob decides it's time to teach Luther Gracken a lesson. This stoy will be included in a frame-story collection I'm working on. Read More

Reads: 160

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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Just a little dab at writing what I thought was a religious book. Now I look at it I don't see any evidence for that. Please read and don't take it seriously.re Read More

Reads: 151

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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A joke you can adapt as your own, by changing the narrative to fit your location, easy to remember the punch line, and entertain others. Read More

Tags: eye, funny, joke, pirate, hook

Reads: 445

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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A funny joke anyone can remember, adapt to themselves, and entertain others. Read More
These are all decently nerdy jokes and riddles. Do you understand them? Explain why they're funny in the comments! Read More
A very simple poem concerning itself with the joy of noise. Read More

Reads: 1160

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

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Here is an easy joke to remember and tell. Read More
Blake the blade of grass proves himself by killing the lawnmower Read More
A short little story about a bartender & a Parrot meet unexpectedly. It doesn't end well. Read More
Weird Story #2 I wrote at School. Comments, Suggestions, Reviews would be great. Read More

Miscellaneous / Jokes

January 09, 2015

Reads: 140

Shelves: 1

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Weird Story #1 I made during School.Comments, Suggestions, Reviews would be great. Read More
It's about losing someone that you loved a lot. Read More
What a girl replies for her friend's question? Read More

Tags: humor, girl, student, joke

Book / Other

September 03, 2014

Reads: 215

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

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This is just the opening to a book I'm planning to write about three room mates. A gay man, A straight man and a girl. Please let me know if you would carry on reading this. Thanks. Read More
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