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Have you ever tried to explain to someone how much a particular experience sucked, but found that you lacked a common context in which to meaningfully share this information? Well the Federal Government has your back with this handy new metric system designed to let you understand exactly how much… Read More

Tags: humor, joke, sucks

This is my thoughtful (and apparently sexist) analysis of a debate that has been plaguing American society for decades. An issue that breeds a contention that has only been intensified since the dawn of the internet. That's right, what else could it be but Star Wars vs. Star Trek. Read More

Poem / Humor

February 08, 2013

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Comments: 2

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wrote a poem to my buddy, felt kinda gay, called it a broem, no longer feel gay Read More

Tags: friend, funny, joke, bro

Poem / Humor

February 02, 2013

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Comments: 1

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Hair Hair Hair EVERYWHERE! Read More
A short but sweet Haiku. Well I mean, all Haiku's are short and sweet. But this one is uh...ok, this one is no different at all really. Read More

Tags: haiku, funny, joke

Script / Humor

January 25, 2013

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Comments: 2

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It is what it is... Read More
The story of a vampire who buys bubble gum at a convenience store. Read More
At work place like in sports if the HR staff perform like umpires on the football field, penalize those that perpetuate foul play, companies can ratain talented workers. Read More
The story of an Entity. Read More
A practical joke between good friends, played out across the pond, ends with tragic circumstances in north London. Read More
Practice Spanish based on the Comics of Condorito, created by René Ríos. Read More
"What's the huge smile on your face for?" said one Pilgrim girl to the other. "All these chores we have to do?" Read More
"Hey?what are you doing in here?" "A little steamin', a little boilin', a little bakin'…" "Um … I'm afraid I don't understand." I'm fixing Thanksgiving dinner." "You are? But … you're a turkey." Read More
"Oh dear God! James! What are you doing to the turkey?" Read More
Tom the turkey was drinking beers with one of his buddies. Read More
"Did you know that turkey fat was the original spermicide?" Read More
A college girl brought her new boyfriend home for Thanksgiving. Read More
"Have fun, kids. And don't forget the Thanksgiving birth control secret." Read More
You know who's totally wet, will blow you like crazy, but is not any fun in the dark? Read More

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Comments: 43

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This is a poem for a story I'm working on. I have written this as it will be the introduction but I also wanted to entice a few people before I start writing the story. the story I will develop will be in chapters, and each chapter i am looking… Read More

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Comments: 1

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lol.. Read More

Tags: joke, lesson

It's Amazing! You're on space, bro. Hope you can handle it. Read More
This is for Eddie's writing contest. Hope you all like it :D Read More

Book / Fantasy

June 17, 2012

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Comments: 2

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Inspired by "The Legend of Zelda," “Fable,” and “The Elder Scrolls,” this epic about a young man, the last of the Dragon Fighters, must discover his destiny and save his kingdom from total annihilation by a force of darkness. Read More
A small school written script of a fake potion. We had to present it as it was a paid progamming anuoncement. It was very funny when we presented it. Read More
some hurt badly. but some hurt worse. Read More
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