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The Booksie Classic House

Terrible joke but i dont care. Read More

Tags: joke, blonde

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Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

The second parody I have written for the Australian classic "Waltzing Matilda". It follows the story of a conman who ran out of luck. Read More

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The Booksie Classic House

Hi everyone. As it's my last day on Booksie (it certainly looks so) for some time, I decided to leave happily, making everyone laugh. So I've written this little joke, which reading people will laugh (hopefully.) You can tell me if it works, and if it doesn't, say it! Read More
One of my bitter "let's-get-this-out-of-my-system" poems. Just a little venting about my past emotional hardships. Read More
A man finds an old artifact that soon proves to be more than he first realized. Will he be able to handle it? Or will he pass up the oportunity of a lifetime? Read More
You can tell the world you never was my girl You can burn my clothes when I'm gone Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been And laugh and joke about me on the phone Read More
A song I wrote today on my way to piano. A girl reflects on how her boyfriend is cheating on her and how he always 'jokes' that he's cheating on her but she knows it's no joke. Read More

Poem / Poetry

February 11, 2008

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Comments: 4

The Booksie Classic House

the streetseller sighs; who will have him? The last sad poem of the day, for that I am glad. Read More

Tags: poetry, poem, matmoo, joke

This is a poem I wrote about a fellow co-worker of mine. I worked in quality assurance with just one other person and he always managed to do something to get on one's nerves. I used to write for his blog a daily post of just the trouble he caused.… Read More

Tags: humor, satire, joke

Poem / Poetry

August 21, 2007

Reads: 331

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Randomly wrote it while packing for this years Reading!! Read More

Short Story / Memoir

July 14, 2007

Reads: 703

Comments: 4

The Booksie Classic House

WARNING Don't try this at home! Read More

Tags: love, humor, sex, egg, joke, real, pot, tina, yolk

Dope Boy David is a guy I work with. His name really is dave, but, Dope Boy David is the nick name I gave him. He is a cool guy, but i am making fun of how he acts all "Cool". The Pic is him when I caught him smoking… Read More

Tags: humor, joke, cool, dope, poetrey

I work at K&M foods, if anyone knows it, and I have a love hate relationship with it. I've been working there for about two years, and many of my friends have worked there but I was the first, and im the only one still there, HA! We always joke… Read More
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