Nonsense stories, books, poems, and more

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Like the title says, a poem with a lot of 'black' in it Read More

Tags: black, nonsense

Humour. Nonsense. Read More

Tags: humour, nonsense

Reads: 76

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

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Oh yeah, Doc? Read More

Tags: nonsense

One man and a research paper. Read More

Short Story / Other

October 22, 2017

Reads: 128

Comments: 1

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Short story chronicling the morning rituals of a neurotic. Read More
A nonsense, fiction, short story for entertainment purposes only! Would love some feedback...even if it's "it sucks". Read More

Poem / Humor

October 07, 2017

Reads: 94

Comments: 3

The Booksie Classic House

Never use Google Translate for your love story. NEVER. This moving story of two people against the world and their government was translated from Spanish to Chinese, to Japanese, to Swahili, and then Spanish again, and finally to English. This is the result. You win a thousand dollars if… Read More

Reads: 131

Comments: 5

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Reads: 134

Comments: 4

Shelves: 1

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for my niece, Mimi. Read More

Tags: nonsense, daft

This is a collection of some rants that came to my mind. Enjoy it, laugh at it, do whatever. Read More
A story I wrote once that nobody should ever even read. But you can read it at your own risk. Originally meant as a way for me to kill time, writing each chapter for fun coming up with everything on the fly. But it was really shit. And now it's… Read More

Tags: nonsense

A narrator appears in Nothingness. A voice compels him to tell. A narrator has to tell. Read More

Reads: 204

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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TJULEN AND HIS FRIEND (stupid unusual story that makes no sense, grammar is intentionally bad, read to the end) One upon a time he was old. Than he met she. She met him. Very well!!!!! They habe zu work in then was that. But they dont know that Teddy the… Read More
This is a book I'm writing. I haven't really done anything with it because I keep putting a fanfiction before this one. So I don't know when this will have more Read More

Tags: singing, nonsense

A telling of what will happen in the near future when getting anywhere in the world takes only minutes. Read More

Reads: 294

Comments: 4

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if i told you the truth, would you still be here? Read More
The Human Comedy writes a chapter in a brawling manner, as a cougar and her prey ignite an explosion of booze and belly laughs. Read More

Tags: life, fun, new, laughs, nonsense

Two dingbats have dinner at The Styx. This leads to an agreement to follow the bears. Read More

Tags: nonsense, bears, cups, suds

Just like 'someone' left the cake out in the rain; 'someone' decided to broil a few thousand French Letters. Read More

Poem / Poetry

October 11, 2015

Reads: 414

Comments: 5

The Booksie Classic House

(DISCLAIMER: I do not claim to be a poet in any way, shape or form. This was merely experimental) This poem dates back to 2009. When I wrote this I was experimenting with psychedelics and drew a lot of influence from The Doors' front man Jim Morrison. The audio I've… Read More
A fantasy inspirational nature poem. Read More
You can't only type what you need to say in a poem, you have to reach out and be there in person, if you can't, then it still isn't resolved... Read More
Nonsense children's poem ever questioning child. Read More
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