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Poem / Poetry

November 11, 2018

Reads: 20

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

This poem pertains to anyone who has a hard time overcoming their bad habits. Even more so, it is associated to anyone who feel as though their bad habits effects those around them. I hope you enjoy it and thank you for reading! Read More

Poem / Humor

November 10, 2018

Reads: 16

Comments: 4

The Booksie Classic House

This was written entirely for a laugh. You need to imagine them, the rabbits, singing along together, otherwise it really is total nonsense. Read More
I get bored sometimes. And sometimes, I don't feel like sitting down to write lengthy chapters. Sometimes, I just wanna chill and write some nonsense. Like doing a few push-ups or jumping jacks when you want to feel like you've worked out without actually getting all tired and sweaty. That's… Read More
Like the title says, a poem with a lot of 'black' in it Read More

Tags: black, nonsense

Humour. Nonsense. Read More

Tags: humour, nonsense

Reads: 86

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Oh yeah, Doc? Read More

Tags: nonsense

One man and a research paper. Read More

Short Story / Other

October 22, 2017

Reads: 144

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Short story chronicling the morning rituals of a neurotic. Read More
A nonsense, fiction, short story for entertainment purposes only! Would love some feedback...even if it's "it sucks". Read More

Poem / Humor

October 07, 2017

Reads: 102

Comments: 3

The Booksie Classic House

Reads: 430

Comments: 6

The Romance House

Never use Google Translate for your love story. NEVER. This moving story of two people against the world and their government was translated from Spanish to Chinese, to Japanese, to Swahili, and then Spanish again, and finally to English. This is the result. You win a thousand dollars if… Read More

Reads: 150

Comments: 5

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Reads: 163

Comments: 4

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

for my niece, Mimi. Read More

Tags: nonsense, daft

This is a collection of some rants that came to my mind. Enjoy it, laugh at it, do whatever. Read More
A story I wrote once that nobody should ever even read. But you can read it at your own risk. Originally meant as a way for me to kill time, writing each chapter for fun coming up with everything on the fly. But it was really shit. And now it's… Read More

Tags: nonsense

A narrator appears in Nothingness. A voice compels him to tell. A narrator has to tell. Read More

Reads: 216

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

TJULEN AND HIS FRIEND (stupid unusual story that makes no sense, grammar is intentionally bad, read to the end) One upon a time he was old. Than he met she. She met him. Very well!!!!! They habe zu work in then was that. But they dont know that Teddy the… Read More
This is a book I'm writing. I haven't really done anything with it because I keep putting a fanfiction before this one. So I don't know when this will have more Read More

Tags: singing, nonsense

A telling of what will happen in the near future when getting anywhere in the world takes only minutes. Read More

Reads: 304

Comments: 4

The Booksie Classic House

if i told you the truth, would you still be here? Read More
The Human Comedy writes a chapter in a brawling manner, as a cougar and her prey ignite an explosion of booze and belly laughs. Read More

Tags: life, fun, new, laughs, nonsense

Two dingbats have dinner at The Styx. This leads to an agreement to follow the bears. Read More

Tags: nonsense, bears, cups, suds

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