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Poem / Humor

December 04, 2016

NUUUUTS Read More

Tags: nuts

crunchy corn kernels Read More

Tags: corn, nuts

Reads: 169

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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Can you understand it? ...probably Read More

Tags: sag, nuts

Welcome back to the Streets of Lechugaville and the heroic tales of the men and women of Lechugaville P.D. Introducing Peaches a La Mode, wounded and disabled USMC combat veteran and retiree, letting his inner woman out in the Streets of Lechugaville doing what he does best and enjoys most—pleasuring… Read More
Libby, Carmen, and Kimberly are sent to live with the Harris family after becoming orphans in a serious car accident. They bring a lot of problems with them. And despite it all, they are not looking for another family. What they did not expect though was to get involved in… Read More
THEIS is a recipe for chocolate brownie in the microwave Read More
Are you happy with life? Do you have the perfect life? This story follows the short ranting's of a man bent on killing the perfection in the world even if that means himself, of course all in the name of the greater good. Read More

Script / Non-Fiction

March 09, 2013

Reads: 268

Comments: 1

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Fat on the wrong part of the body is a death sentence if it is on the right part, it is good. What? Read More

Book / Humor

September 30, 2012

Reads: 151

Comments: 1

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I'm crazy. This will be a book of random things in my head. Read More

Reads: 174

Comments: 1

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It's very interesting and short and kinda sad, it's about a chipmunk named Nutzy and his week of fear of the fox who kills his friend. Read More
Chewing Betel Leaf after meals is good for digestion and cheaper than using antacids. Read More

Reads: 211

Comments: 2

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: Read More

Reads: 753

Comments: 1

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Saturday is shampoo day in most Hindu households. Washing hair with soap nut extract or Shika pod paste as shampoo was an ancient tradition but now replaced by shampoo from a bottle. Read More

Poem / Poetry

September 22, 2010

Reads: 226

Comments: 4

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NUTS, yeah thats right, NUTS! Read More

Reads: 331

Comments: 2

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A look into an insane mind that thrives upon the chimes of clocks. Read More

Reads: 314

Comments: 6

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This one was completely spontaneous, Its about a nutcase who keeps a diary.Please leave comments :) Read More
A Story Of A Boy Who Is Put Into An Asylum. The Humour Is Rather Rough. If Anything Offends You, Don't Bother Commenting. Don't Stereotype In Your Comments. This Was Written By A Girl, Well Done Geniuses. Read More
Humorous news article in the style of The Daily Mash/The Onion. Read More
This is a challenge that im doing so I hope everyone who reads it likes it. and just to tell you, I'm not evil I just like This kind of stuff... Enjoy!!! Read More

Reads: 229

Comments: 1

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A silly look at my thoughts. Read More
Frank wrote a poem called "A Glorious Warrior". He dared me to write my version similar in nature. Reading between the lines of his poem I entertained the thought that his warrior (woman) may have won over her opponent because he backed down. Well; I don't think so! In my… Read More

Reads: 694

Comments: 5

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Sports enthusiasts can really get under your skin sometimes. When I ask him a question he looks me right in the eye and says (after a long pause)“now what was your question”. I usually answer with “did I ask you a question? He says, “Yes you asked me”..then I proceed… Read More
I just went a little "nuts" when I wrote this. It is just a fun poem that I really like. Read More

Tags: anger, insanity, nuts

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