Offensive stories, books, poems, and more

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Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

It seems to me a lot of people believe that if something offends them personally, then it is offensive generally, and if it doesn't offend them personally, it should be universally accepted as unoffensive. This is for them... Read More

Reads: 302

Comments: 14

Shelves: 4

The Vintage Publishing House

The truest of confessions! (Something I just needed to write)... Read More
The morality of porn and the nature of sexual objectivity. Read More

Poem / Poetry

June 10, 2015

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Comments: 18

The Booksie Classic House

The title says it all ! Read More
This is the completely politically correct response to my letter explaining that videotaping a person collecting a urine drug screen test as opposed to having a live same sex observer in the room was against the 4th amendment of the Constitution. Read More

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Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

This is my "kids book for adults" book. It's nice and short, sweet, cute, and as I'm told a bit offensive. Everything you want in a kids book right?! (Sorry no illustrations yet) Read More
A schizophrenic troll with a very bad attitude, intrigued? Read More
I love everybody equally. I'm not a racist nor do I promote hatred of any kind. You'll see why I wrote this once you view this page. Now since that's out of the way, feel free to enjoy the second-rate comedy! Read More

Poem / Jokes

November 23, 2013

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Comments: 3

The Booksie Classic House

WARNING: This poem contains offensive content. Enjoy. Read More

Tags: humor, offensive

people can be ignorant. they can say hurtful things, I don't know if they always mean what they say but there is some stuff people say nowadays that really pushes the line for a young lesbian. just making a point because I am fed up with guys coming across with… Read More
Dumbass atheist returns due to a certain development on Booksie... Read More
Just a rant about religion. Not a lot of people know this, but instead of keeping everything locked inside, writing down what bothers you is a good way to relieve stress. After scrawling this down on a sheet of paper, I decided to post it up. It really made me… Read More
What if Jesus came back a little less peaceful? Read More

Poem / Humor

February 17, 2012

Reads: 188

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

A humorous poem. Read More

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Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Our freedom of speech is being taken away. Read More

Poem / Poetry

October 12, 2011

How I hate my pyschology class Read More
A high-school varsity football Player is required to take the football and run with it all the way to the end of the football field. Though, it's his first time playing running back position in a game. So he encounters the fear of running in a football game. Read More
A necessarily offensive, sarcastic anti-whaling poem. Read More
These are a few samples of a book I'm working on. The whole thing is about 50 pages long at this time. This is about two of them. They're mainly just some of my favorites. I hope you find them as funny and offensive as I do! Read More
A random collection of my mates and I's favourite jokes/pick up lines/"yo mamma"'s. We got bored :D Please, leave your favourite joke that you want on this list in the comments section :P time booksie got interactive more :D i'll add it in Read More
A rant about the Flat Earth Society. A link to their Wikipedia article, where I got all the info from about these retards, is just here ( If you're in one of the remnant websites, I hate you. Tough luck if you get offended desperately, cos I don't give a… Read More
Who is Francis, what is his story? This is the short documentary sent to find out just that. We journey to a mystic land called Chicago to find out what happened that left one Chinese man very Chinese, Jesse Jackson in federal prison, and Francis dead. Join us as we… Read More
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