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Two friends and i wagged school and smoked some weed. I was just sitting back and listening to the conversations when i decided to get out my laptop and record it all. After half an hour this is what i had...
This poem is about this one guy that insists on pissing me off on a daily basis; it's his way of flirting with me, apparently. Well, fuck you buddy. You're a terrible flirt.
For those of you who don't know, Krampus is a tradition in Eastern Europe. He is a mythological demon creature that accompanies Saint Nicholas around the world on his sleigh, so he can go around beating the s**t out of naughty kids with sticks. I thought he deserved a nice…