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I wrote this story for a class of mine. It is not very good but its something. Read More

Tags: fun, friends, poop

Poem / Humor

September 07, 2017

Reads: 321

The Poems House

A silly little fable, in rhyme, about a burro in a carport. Read More

Tags: wife, hay, poop, carport, burro

A little comedy folks ???? Read More
How dogs and kids become personae non gratae. Read More
A disturbing yet humorous look at the worst bowel movement in the history of man. (A "one to ten" is when someone thinks of a number between one and ten and dares another to do something undesirable. "One to ten you do...this". That person being dared guesses a number between… Read More
A brand new tale starring America's favorite heroes: Hunchback and The Fat Kid! Read More
Lady Tuna returns to the planet of Pluton when Mr.Beaner becomes gravely ill. Read More
This is one of my more recent pieces, it is the tale of a young lass named Sonny Watermellon who desperately wants to impress the neighborhood hottie, Alexander Alexander? And just how does she do it? Read on and find out! Read More

Reads: 951

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

THIS IS NOT A NOVEL!!! I divided my essay into different parts so it would be easier to read. I have better things to do than write entire books on Ancient Egypt. This was the Social Studies research essay we had to write for our final school project this year.… Read More
I wrote it when I was bored Read More
Doctor, I'll bring the money later. Read More

Tags: police, raid, bill, loop, poop, urine

If you read the title of this story closely, you can see that this story is about going down the toilet. Well, sorry to spoil it, but it is. Wait! Before you start reading, I have to warn you. There's some pretty weird stuff here. Actually, weird wouldn't be the… Read More
A date that starts off perfectly, ending with a flatulent spark of love. Read More
This is the Fiction 2 project I had to write for my class. Apparently, my teacher didn't like it. You know how I know that? A pink slip and now I have to re-write it again.... Fuck. I based this a lot like another story here on Booksie, Worm Poop.… Read More

Reads: 308

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

what my paradise would be Read More
There's some dumb glitches on this website, so I couldn't post the whole Ever Wonder Whats down the toilet story in one whole thingy, so I had to split it up into two parts, well, here goes my best shot. Read More
If you read the title of this story closely, you can see that this story is about going down the toilet. Well, sorry to spoil it, but it is. Wait! Before you start reading, I have to warn you. Theres some pretty weird stuff here. Actually, weird wouldnt be the… Read More
The third and last installment of the Mr. Potato Heads series. Weirder than ever, a new character, and the most disgusting stuff known to humankind. Seriously, though. Pretty disgusting. What was I thinking when I wrote this?! But, really, seriously. Not for the faint of heart. Read More
WAIT! Before you go on to this story, I have to warn you. If you don't appreciate poop jokes or toilet humor, leave this page now. To some people, this would be an epic work of art. Others might think it's plain disgusting. If you dare scroll down the page,… Read More
This is a poem about someone I wish would just fall off the face of the Earth. He is rude and mean and makes everyone around him feel self conscience. This is for you Rafael... Read More

Short Story / Thrillers

June 14, 2010

Reads: 581

Comments: 2

The Booksie Classic House

James White is a hooligan Read More
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Tags: poop

The entire operation at the facility is on auto-pilot, we just sit around week after week, and month after month. What happens next is nothing. The bugs do their job. The active bugs feed on the poop, get fat and die to become manure to be added to farm land… Read More
This is a short true story about some friends working in the woods when Mother Nature calls LOUDLY for one of them. Read More
this is a longer poem of mine. i used alot of alliteration & assonance. Thats just how it came into my head i suppose. i got told off in highschool for using commas & semi-colons inappropriately, but i tried to use them in this to imply the meter & rhythm… Read More
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