Pretentious stories, books, poems, and more

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A 44 year old male virgin signs up with a dating service. Read about his feelings as his experience unfolds. He is in an awkward state because he finds him in the position of needing to hide much of his past in spite of a clean criminal record due to… Read More
Some poetry emphasizing how most people feel about people they refer to as their fake and pretentious friends rather than their real ones. Read More
Translation of On(selfsugtig). Let me know if you have a better translation. Read More
A gobshite inpired me to write this. Read More
The life story of a creature living in a dystopian world. Read More
One of the more poetically pretentious extracts from my diary outlining how dark and baddass i think i am. Read More

Poem / Poetry

April 06, 2011

Villanelle in iambic pentameter. After nearly three years, the somewhat contrived artistic, liberal veneer of Brighton is wearing thin and I am starting to encounter the same fakes, pigs and profiteers that I thought I had escaped. Read More
its a poem about people and their fake concern. Read More
Tickle My Funny Bone Comedy Writing Contest 2018

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