Retarded stories, books, poems, and more

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Short Story / Humor

June 23, 2015

Reads: 276

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Two guys wake up in an unfamiliar location after being kidnapped by an aspiring sadist. Read More

Reads: 161

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Crazy love My mind is ''distoreded'' . You the one that make me smile when i see your face i get ''inhoreded'' you make me do things that get my mind ''precoreded.'' you're the girl that makes my heart ''xenostoreded''. You're voice you're face you're smile you're eyes and lips… Read More

Book / Other

February 29, 2012

Reads: 137

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

This Book is called T.H.I.N.K T - Is it True H - Is it helpful at all I - Is it inspiring N - Is it Necessary K - Is it King This is in relation to everybody using the word 'retarded' as a substitute for, 'stupid or dumb'. What… Read More

Book / Young Adult

January 29, 2012

Reads: 186

Comments: 7

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Rory Barton. Crap home life. Even worse social life. This is her tale of beatings, failing at life and insulting anyone she can. Read More
A sophisticated short story about attraction, desire, lust, and sweaty pennies with cheese. Read More

Reads: 280

Comments: 5

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

A quick poem about the one "thing".... we are all ashamed to talk about. Read More

Reads: 307

Comments: 6

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

As many of you may know it's been two years (or almost/more) since I've left Booksie. I decided that I wasn't going to leave without an explanation, so here I go. If you won't read it then fine. But I'm sure some people will agree with me, and some people… Read More

Reads: 927

Comments: 6

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Serena Taylors: Brunette, a personality jacked up on Red Bull 24/7 falls pregnant to her jackass boyfriend's offspring. After he leaves, Tony Davis, High School Hottie, comes to pick up the pieces of her heart. His striking green eyes and thick, dark hair have Rena melting. But what about her… Read More

Book / Humor

December 14, 2009

Reads: 208

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

A random story. PS: Its completely stupid. Read More

Book / Memoir

December 02, 2009

Reads: 377

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Written as a memoir of true events, Booze House is a tour de force emotional ride! Raised in a home of instability, addiction, and violence, this is the story of a young girl fighting to navigate a path to normalcy amidst the turmoil of a family held hostage to alcoholism,… Read More
SPECIAL OLYMPICS WOULD LIKE MORE OF YOUR HELP WITH THE ADULTS AND CHILDREN WHO ARE DEVELOPMENTALLY DISABLED AND MENTALLY RETARDED WITH MONEY DONATIONS to help keep the organization going at this time. They need to make a new catagory for donations for medical help for adults and children who don't… Read More

Book / Humor

September 24, 2009

Reads: 1527

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Meet Nick Stone. The highlight of Nick's day had always been smoking Jane, drinking beer, and causing trouble. Usually all at the same time. But that all changed when Dad woke up with a dead stripper in his bed. - This story promises to offend you, insult you and entertain… Read More
THE JOURNALS OF LIDIA DUMBA PART ONE Read More
this one was a bit more recent than "what happens when I'm tired and bored." It also has a BIT more of a plot line... not really. I wrote THIS one at 3:00 AM. I couldn't fall asleep, my family was watching TV, and there was my dad's laptop in… Read More
I wrote this a looooooong time ago. It was about midnight and I came up with a wonderful idea to write whatever came to my mind at the moment in Notepad. The very. First. Thing. And hence this monstrosity was born. Here's a peek into my strange little mind.... Read More
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