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Book / Flash Fiction

September 05, 2017

Reads: 115

Comments: 11

Shelves: 2

The Booksie Classic House

I copy-pasted some mad-libbed drabbles and stuck 'em in a book. I didn't change any of them to make sense. You're going to get what you expect if you read. Read More

Article / Other

February 12, 2017

Reads: 217

Comments: 2

Shelves: 2

The Booksie Classic House

I can't stand the limited intelligence of people whose only contribution to life is a rigidly applied dedication to a political agenda! Especially when them take the time of all Americans to bring their political ax in public, assuming arrogantly that everyone else is willing to listen to their nonsense!… Read More

Reads: 105

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The House of G House

I hate coat hangers. This is a day in the life of one, the bastards. Read More
satire about school through the use of chickens Read More

Reads: 135

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Thinking is good for our eyes. Read More
A new season and an old battle. Whilst still trying to deal with the aftermath of last year, I'm locked in a fight to stay at home. With my future in doubt it looks inevitable that I'm going to fail. A lunatic and a giant football feature. Read More

Poem / Poetry

February 26, 2013

Reads: 157

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

don't worry about it. Read More
Ginny Clemms, the young cousin of the upcoming poet Edgar Allan Poe, lives a quiet, dull life in the village of Hatting, Virginia, with only her silly mother and a copy of The New Testament for company. But when Edgar arrives unexpectedly one summer, Ginny begins to uncover a murky… Read More

Reads: 107

Comments: 4

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

This is a story detailing the correct procedures on how to play the Bear Game. Read More

Reads: 73

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Looking forward to summer while in school Read More
A sophisticated short story about attraction, desire, lust, and sweaty pennies with cheese. Read More

Reads: 242

Comments: 6

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

This is basically a massive mick taking of HP. I think that fans will love it more than haters! My hope is that this is going to make you laugh! Read More

Reads: 147

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

This was written by me, Emily, Abby, and Amanda. **these are our thoughts, and do not apply to all boys.** do not take offense. Read More

Reads: 535

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

The story of one thoroughly incompetent knight and his harrowing and often futile quest to find love. Read More
In a world where murder is legal, the elderly Mildred begins to questions the ethics behind such a strong action Read More

Poem / Poetry

January 26, 2010

Reads: 212

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

It doesn't matter what I do or how clumsy I am or if I say things not quite right my man loves me for who I am! Read More
Taken from www.twilightsucks.com permission to post this article was granted by 'Mars', twilightsucks.com's site manager. link: http://www.twilightsucks.com/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=73 Arzim's Rebuttals provides every reason stated why twilight definitely and conclusively sucks. It has the right logic, the right argument, and the right essence to prove why Meyer's twilght series is a catastrophe.… Read More
Want to read something incredibly stupid that it's looks as if an eight-year-old wrote it? Well! Look no further. These stories were of those I had written in third grade. Read More

Poem / Poetry

March 01, 2007

Reads: 208

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

I wrote this because we tend to pray in a 'greedy' way. Not that we are so greedy and conceited, but don't we usually ask for what we want ? God please do this, help me do this, give me this, sound familiar ? If you really take the time… Read More
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