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this is my remix of an essay that i did for highschool,warning this may disturb some people. please comment and msg me once your read, so i know who and how good this is, i hate premium upgrade that is stupid Read More

Tags: funny, silly, rude, edit, remix

I wrote this while reading the comments on an opinion piece. Unregulated comment sections are truly a source of universal pain. Read More
This the first poem I've written for 6 years! The 'unwritten rules' of dating have been passed on from gentleman to gentleman for decades, although some lads neglect these rules and the outcome is criminal. Enter, the date police.... Please leave comments :) Read More

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Christopher Parker is small and frail, especially in voice. For a long while, he hasn't said a word, not even a sound has come from him. His stitched mouth doesn't help to make him invisible, either. He thinks his world is just burning to hell when he gets paired with… Read More
A little poem I've written about Bosses all over the world Read More

Tags: boss, funny, rude

I wrote this poem after hearing my friend vent to me about a girl that was being really harsh and rude to her. Read More
People who act like they know you and criticise everything you do because they have no satisfaction in their own life. Read More

Book / Other

November 09, 2013

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At the age of 4 I was moved into care, I've lived in too many different to families to count. But it seems like all end the same way, sent back into the swashed care home that I've only ever really known. Gina says I'm misunderstood, but I know that… Read More
people can be ignorant. they can say hurtful things, I don't know if they always mean what they say but there is some stuff people say nowadays that really pushes the line for a young lesbian. just making a point because I am fed up with guys coming across with… Read More
Dumbass atheist returns due to a certain development on Booksie... Read More

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The life of a queen Bee is nothing short of amazing, and 16 year old Raelynn knows all about it. Only, Ryan Price seems to have his own Kingdom too. Is Auburn High School big enough for the both of them? or will they rule together? Read More
Real story Of one of the adventures I had with an ex girlfriend I've changed her name for obvious reasons. A bit sexy and rude and true Read More

Tags: story, true, rude

An arrogant beauty queen finds herself in a terrifyingly gripping predicament upon walking into a local mall. Hell, what goes around comes around... Read More
[This is my first submission and bullying has been my topic for a while. This is a short story.] Blue eyes. Bruises. Eyes shut to avoid the curious eyes, the mocking voices echoing in you're ear. Hearing yourself strain for help. No one is there for you. There is others… Read More
Limerick about a restaurant. Read More
inside of a teenage boy mind. Read More
Marie and Rapahel run into Serena and Marie confronts Serena. Read More
But, then again, who would go searching for these secrets? The Forgotten City and the Sleeping Forest were wrought with the damage of the ages and haunted by monsters and creatures such as Boundfats, Trickplays, Malldancers, and Hungrys. The dangers of these alluring sites are countless and without consequence, often… Read More
It's like a riddle but not as complicated. Read More

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All this big talk- what's the underlying message? Read More

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Santa Claus is NOT coming to town... Read More
A list of 19 life lessons I have learned in the past 19 years. Read More
(For **ColourMeinn**Alison is a gothic loner, who everyone uses as a punching bag. Alison is use to being alone and rather read also she ignores others. While James is the oppiste he is a popular rich kid who has countless friends and Loves to hang out without people, any girl… Read More

Poem / Poetry

October 14, 2011

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Cuss words aren't evil. It's how you use them and to who you're saying them Read More

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Such a clich√©. A creep from the shadows, beating a beautiful girl with a drinking problem untill she could not even think about fighting back, just so that he could...well, 'do the deed'. And a superior and powerful anti-social hero just so happens to calmly come across this demented scene.… Read More
Letters to the people who are awful to the rest of us also, to the things that are wrong in america *Look for new chapters as more people tick me off** Read More
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