Rude stories, books, poems, and more

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The Booksie Classic House

My Poem about Cutting.. Read More

Tags: evil, self, cutting, harm, mean, rude

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So this is the heartbreakingly true song I wrote. Its about my ex who broke up with me the day my Aunt died. Everything in this song is true, nothing exaggerated. He also posted a long thing on Facebook about how hard it was for him to go out with… Read More

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Friends. Do they really care...? Read More

Essay / Other

August 05, 2010

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3 screaming kids on the bus, playing up for their mother, are they just being kids or out of control hummmm! Read More

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Nasty comments I've recieved on Booksie. This is for you haters! With ?, bimbobunny~ Read More

Book / Fantasy

June 06, 2010

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Comments: 131

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Katie just Wants To Be That Average Girl That Gets The Good grades And Has Some very Close Friends, But Of Course With Her Constantly Moving It's Very had For Her To Be This. And It's About To get A Hell Lot Harder. Read More
A whiz kid with a deck of cards, Leon worked his way to the top ranks of SOLDIER, and was eventually promoted to a Turk. Only then did he find someone he didn't expect, and someone he seriously wanted to hit on. Read More
These are a few samples of a book I'm working on. The whole thing is about 50 pages long at this time. This is about two of them. They're mainly just some of my favorites. I hope you find them as funny and offensive as I do! Read More
If i do offend you in anyway in this upcoming Article then please inform me my leaving me a note on my profile and I will address the problem. Read More
Ashley is fifteen, has a cousin to stay over who is one year older, and her best friend staying with her till her parents come back from town. How will she keep the two away from each other? Slumber party on the road, she discovers her bestfriend is a wizard.… Read More

Book / Other

December 05, 2009

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Comments: 6

The Booksie Classic House

My name is Crystell. I have two siblings, they are nice but can be sooo annoying with all their perfectness. Me, I'm not perfect, I never will be perfect... I am different, a piece of lint on black dress pants, the weed in a rose garden, the dissapointment daughter of… Read More
This is actually a true story. This did actually happen to me and yes it was accidental. Playing around on the handheld massage things. Was a bit sick... but funny. Inspired me to write this! My boyfriend didn't mind it, i think he was little turned on =] I'm not… Read More

Poem / Poetry

September 20, 2009

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Comments: 1

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A girl who changed, just to follow and copy someone else. Read More

Poem / Young Adult

June 24, 2009

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Hope you like it! ;) Read More

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Its a school for ninjas, pretty self explanatory really. Read More

Poem / Poetry

March 20, 2009

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Comments: 14

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This is a poem I wrote last year in reading, I was in a "gifted" class along with two of my three best friends, and the teacher made us write poems for pretty much everything, this one was about how it was our last year in middle school. I seriously… Read More
What kind of person are you? Take this quiz of mine to test yourself. Copy and Paste from what I did and put the number next to it. The result tally is on the bottom. Read More

Poem / Humor

January 22, 2009

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Comments: 6

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A rude(ish) poem Read More
Who does the new kid think he is? Read More
Here are a few things that make me go "hmmm..." Read More

Tags: funny, deep, rude

This story is about a kid, who is real rude in the classroom, and somebody better do something before get gets to carried away! {PG} Mild Crude Humor,Mild Language Read More
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