Rude stories, books, poems, and more

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Article / Other

July 13, 2011

Reads: 221

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

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A group of young girls, me and their spit on my neck. The story of my wonderous walk home and how I ended up with phlegm running down my spine, and their connection to the chess game of violence. Read More

Reads: 120

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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My Poem about Cutting.. Read More

Tags: evil, self, cutting, harm, mean, rude

Reads: 154

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

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So this is the heartbreakingly true song I wrote. Its about my ex who broke up with me the day my Aunt died. Everything in this song is true, nothing exaggerated. He also posted a long thing on Facebook about how hard it was for him to go out with… Read More

Reads: 96

Comments: 1

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Friends. Do they really care...? Read More

Essay / Other

August 05, 2010

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Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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3 screaming kids on the bus, playing up for their mother, are they just being kids or out of control hummmm! Read More

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Comments: 179

Shelves: 1

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Nasty comments I've recieved on Booksie. This is for you haters! With ?, bimbobunny~ Read More
A whiz kid with a deck of cards, Leon worked his way to the top ranks of SOLDIER, and was eventually promoted to a Turk. Only then did he find someone he didn't expect, and someone he seriously wanted to hit on. Read More

Reads: 172

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

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These are a few samples of a book I'm working on. The whole thing is about 50 pages long at this time. This is about two of them. They're mainly just some of my favorites. I hope you find them as funny and offensive as I do! Read More

Reads: 205

Comments: 4

Shelves: 1

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If i do offend you in anyway in this upcoming Article then please inform me my leaving me a note on my profile and I will address the problem. Read More

Reads: 437

Shelves: 1

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Ashley is fifteen, has a cousin to stay over who is one year older, and her best friend staying with her till her parents come back from town. How will she keep the two away from each other? Slumber party on the road, she discovers her bestfriend is a wizard.… Read More

Book / Other

December 05, 2009

Reads: 811

Comments: 6

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My name is Crystell. I have two siblings, they are nice but can be sooo annoying with all their perfectness. Me, I'm not perfect, I never will be perfect... I am different, a piece of lint on black dress pants, the weed in a rose garden, the dissapointment daughter of… Read More

Reads: 136

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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This is actually a true story. This did actually happen to me and yes it was accidental. Playing around on the handheld massage things. Was a bit sick... but funny. Inspired me to write this! My boyfriend didn't mind it, i think he was little turned on =] I'm not… Read More

Poem / Poetry

September 20, 2009

Reads: 307

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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A girl who changed, just to follow and copy someone else. Read More

Poem / Young Adult

June 24, 2009

Reads: 212

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

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Hope you like it! ;) Read More

Reads: 995

Comments: 13

Shelves: 1

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Its a school for ninjas, pretty self explanatory really. Read More

Poem / Poetry

March 20, 2009

Reads: 692

Comments: 14

Shelves: 1

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This is a poem I wrote last year in reading, I was in a "gifted" class along with two of my three best friends, and the teacher made us write poems for pretty much everything, this one was about how it was our last year in middle school. I seriously… Read More

Reads: 231

Shelves: 1

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What kind of person are you? Take this quiz of mine to test yourself. Copy and Paste from what I did and put the number next to it. The result tally is on the bottom. Read More

Poem / Humor

January 22, 2009

Reads: 224

Comments: 6

Shelves: 1

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A rude(ish) poem Read More
Arthur has an unfortunate experience that he wishes to share Read More
Arthur meets the woman of his dreams; or does he? Read More
What is Arthur getting up to now? A little bit of espionage.... Read More
Who does the new kid think he is? Read More

Reads: 635

Comments: 4

Shelves: 1

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Here are a few things that make me go "hmmm..." Read More

Tags: funny, deep, rude

Short Story / Humor

January 07, 2007

Reads: 306

Shelves: 1

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This story is about a kid, who is real rude in the classroom, and somebody better do something before get gets to carried away! {PG} Mild Crude Humor,Mild Language Read More
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