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So, Mr Claus, what do you do? A delivery service? Well, good for you! Your vehicle, is it insured and taxed? You older guys can be quite lax. What size of engine, how much horse power? Eight reindeer strong? What's that in miles per hour? What's the safe working load…
Zell summons a creature that haunts the nightmares of children everywhere. Krampus. He learns the history of this creature and how he became who he is today.
Well, I had an issue with my laptop recently and lost the story I was working on. A big downer since the first chapter was nearly done... So instead, I wrote this to change my mind from the pain D:
Little Christine loved Christmas, and everything about it, except Santa. He was an evil man, an abusive man that would sneak into her room and do bad things to her.She dare not speak of him, or he would do horrible things to her mommy.
Always remember the little things, they're the most important, and the ones you'll miss most when they are gone. Cherish everything that doesn't matter at the time but will forever mean the world to you.
Santa has an urgent Christmas request but in his haste, he glues his beard to the workbench and his sometimes very silly elves try to rescue the situation. Something to read to children.
While waiting for santa a child wonders what she will get for christmas. She also begins to wonder how santa will get there. wouldn't it be great if santa came by a rocket, a plane? She decides to stay awake and find out.
Christmas Eve was the day Mr Cringe wished to have his business working, raking in piles of money. In times of economic downturn and chaotic society, who would believe in Santa who never really turned up?
Editorial and Opinion
December 23, 2012
A for and against account of is it right to lie to your children about the existence of Santa.
A funny short story about an Indian elephant that has run away from the travelling circus in Lapland and saves the day when Rudolf becomes ill and is unable to pull Santa's sleigh! A light hearted romp of a read for kids and big kids alike!
There is a time and place for everything and unfortunately I believe some of us are missing that perspective. People have a right to live their life if it is not in violation with the laws the way they so choose even if we don't agree with them.
A LOVE STORY AND A FANTASY FOR FOODIES “The Hill Barons’ Kitchen” is a banquet of visual imagery referencing spectacular art, architecture and design. The book reveals extraordinary tales of passionate Chefs as they compete in the Medallion d’Oro, crowning the greatest cuisinier in America. High spirited, intelligent and spicy,…
I do realise this is out of season but this is a story I wrote for @animalover brother and sister for christmas. I added lots og colours and fonts to the words, but it didnt come up onto booksie. *******I will do copies if you wish for a christmas present…
Hello everybody. I'm Harlowe Pilgrim, author of the book Jesus Vs. Santa. When I finished the book, I conducted interviews with some of its stars. First off is my interview with Jesus Christ. It went like this: