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A contract killer hires everyday 23 year old desk worker Alizé Note & puts her up for the biggest job of her life. Dax, her mysterious yet attractive boss confuses her emotions putting her in a difficult spot. Read More
Everyone has heard of a fairytale with a happy ever after. Well this is a nightmarey tale with a happy never after. It explores love and relationships in the modern world of social networking with a humorous twist. Read More
taken from my book, "Embarking Upon Madness" Read More

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Comments: 1

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The famous tale of Cinderella told through the eyes of sarcastic stepsister, Drizella Tremaine where Cinderella is a brat, the Prince is a superficial, and Drizella is just caught in between. Read More

Poem / Memoir

March 05, 2012

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A poem, perhaps long winded. Some things never change. Read More
Sometimes the person you fall in love with takes your heart and smashes it into peices. Sometimes they do it without explanation. Sometimes he or she does it simply for the joy of it. Well, you know what? Here are my thoughts on that...the 'Wonderland' that was created for me.… Read More
poem i wrote when i was in a bitter and sarcastic mood Read More
This is a portal fan fiction, Chelley to be exact. Chell returns to Aperture upon realizing that civilization has fallen apart. GLaDOS has brought Wheatly back from space, in need of test subjects. Chaos ensues... Read More
A short story from the Killer's point of view. Not your typical Killer though. For some reason, the paragraphs kinda got seperated. :P Sorry. Read More

Poem / Memoir

January 12, 2012

Reads: 271

Comments: 2

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A little scene of my high school's band room. Read More
taken from my book, "Blinded By Thought" Read More

Poem / Poetry

December 10, 2011

Reads: 295

Comments: 3

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The things that we go through in one lifetime can't be explained. They can only be experienced. Read More
A peep into the life of a random computer professional of a renowned IT company. The story starts with his last day in college (Convocation) and to the period in life where he is about to get married. His ups and downs and how his thoughts change from being a… Read More

Reads: 191

Comments: 3

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Attraction is a novel filled with Romance, Violence, Betrayel, Love and Revenge told from two different points of views, By Tony- Bad Boy rebel and Maggie- New girl, who soon captures tony's mind and heart. Filled with Sarcasm and chemistry that cannot be denied, these two characters take you along… Read More

Book / Romance

August 13, 2011

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Comments: 4

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Stanly has run away from everything in his small town to california and now wants to start a new life no strings attached! Until he falls for a girl who is everything that he's not. Read More

Reads: 419

Comments: 22

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After finally deciding how to do this, I spent the evening finishing this. This was inspired partly by Mike Stevens and his awesome humour, but the theme itself came from Khano which suggested this for me. This may not be what she thought of at first, but it turned this… Read More
This is a short piece and yes it's a true story. It's not from my point of view, it's sarcastic actually. It's self explanatory so sorry for the crappy summary. Read More

Reads: 487

Comments: 3

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begginning of a first chapter, rough draft so be as critisising as you like enjoy................xxx Read More

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The Kingdom of Rotandum has been anything but peaceful for the past years. Poverty and war had pillaged the metropolitan kingdom for years. Revolutionary gangs had sprung up in a struggle against the king's cold rule. Ichzimno Korpus, a member of one of these revolutionary gangs, is a hit… Read More

Reads: 420

Comments: 2

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this is a sample of my new novel that I'm trying to publish. I'd like some feedback and maybe tips on where I could get it published. And I also want to know if people will like it. Read More
Love how sites ask you to describe yourself? Read More
This might actually be incorporated into my Holy Brother novel. As I've said in the description (summary) of my previously published work, Holy Brother is my Life's Work and is still being created as if it were a puzzle of gigantic size and missing still a lot of pieces I… Read More
Sarcastic Poem, about wanting an elephant, just so that people will have more reason to talk. Read More

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Comments: 374

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Sixteen year old Jameson Wilds is a crazy, sarcastic, and loud girl who spends her days hanging out with her lunatic best friends. She's known for making people's lives a living hell with her snappy attitude and fiery orange hair. When her parents decided to go on a two month… Read More
(Note: There are no stars or any dancing in this story.) Three strangers at a wedding find themselves in an unexpected love triangle. Noel loves Dianne. Dianne loves Dirk. Dirk loves himself... and scotch. Read More
Stamatia Billis (pronounced Stah-may-sha) is a world renown audiographer, or "radio show host", in my brain. She talks to me when I'm sleeping, when I'm dreaming, when I'm driving, when I'm shopping for groceries. Stamatia Billis narrates my every move, only she does it with incredible style and couth. This… Read More
Sarcastic, sceptical and stubborn Elysia Grey enjoys nothing more than proving the opposite sex wrong. The target of several crushes, bullies and general idiots, Elysia fights her way through high school with enough attitude to fill the Atlantic Ocean. All until she meets Kaleb Matthews and Eric Wiseman. Two very… Read More
I think that it is just a fade-in, introduction to next chapters of this book. But I don't know whether I will or I will not continue writing so I publish It as a short story. Don't take it seriously. It is just for pure fun, and If I see… Read More
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