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My words to a thief that recently stole my purse with many things important to me inside. Read More

Tags: anger, sarcasm, theft

A collection of poems I wrote one lonely day. Hope you enjoy them, and please comment! Read More

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Comments: 9

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Humor me! Write me a story of a novel. Either way.. It's your job to entertain me! Read More

Reads: 5399

Comments: 9

Shelves: 2

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A story of two lesbians trying to find their place in the world. One of them is a vampire, and the other soon to become one. Their odd yet perfect relationship will make you laugh, cry, and possibly remember what its like to love. Read More

Poem / Poetry

October 25, 2010

Reads: 913

Comments: 4

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This is a poem i wrote inspired by one of my favorite shows, dexter. Read More

Reads: 611

Comments: 7

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My name is Damian, but I just call myself freak. This is my storie of that one day when everything just seemed to change right before me. For better or worse, I'm still not sure. Guess we find out, no? Read More
Beau thought he was a wast of space, just a measly excuse for a human that amounted for nothing more then a speck of dust. He wanted to be happy, but had to settle for watching other be happy instead. More of a monster then anything else. But then, some… Read More
Updates And Stories...And Some French Bashing. Read More
A cynical and dark song I wrote in the darkness of night. Ooh, how creepy. Actually it was about 5:30 in the afternoon, in a quiet house, with the wind blowing steadily. Oooh, boring. But, I am having some trouble. I'm still quite young, and have much life still to… Read More
Growing up it's always been Cassie and Derek. If Derek zigged so did Cassie, if Cassie zagged of course Derek zagged right along with her. They get older and go into the high school... suddenly Cassie isn't quite the girl who used to hang with. Afraid of loosing there friendship… Read More
A poem about love, in the most sarcastic way I could manage. Read More

Reads: 574

Comments: 2

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This is a non typical vampire story. For teen girls and guys to enjoy suspense, action, and tangled love stories. Enjoy! Read More
This didn't really happen because unfortunately I still smoke, but if I tried to quit smoking, this is what WOULD happen I think. You replace one thing for another like the turning of the seasons. Read More
(oops, okay this is the one with Sylvesters picture. Whoops XP) 17 year old Sylvester Snow was murdered by his father as was his mother. The house he currently haunts is off limits to anyone but himself. The lawn is used for rough and wild parties by kids looking for… Read More
Who is Erica Matthews...really? Just an average, small town girl; or pretending to be so? Is her past with the town's bad boy, Carter Hayes, accurate or not? Listen to their story from their points of view. Keep in mind that there are always three sides to a story: he… Read More

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Comments: 18

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Something me and my friends have assembled, we will keep adding to it Read More
I don't even remember how I thought of this but I hope you like it! Please comment with constructive criticism. Oh and just a disclaimer, if you don't get sarcasm I'd advise against reading this :) oh and sorry for profanity it kinda develops her character so if you don't… Read More
A Story Of A Boy Who Is Put Into An Asylum. The Humour Is Rather Rough. If Anything Offends You, Don't Bother Commenting. Don't Stereotype In Your Comments. This Was Written By A Girl, Well Done Geniuses. Read More
First of a short story series chronicling the adventures of two mid-twenties army veterans stepping back into civilian life Read More
This is a story about an Angel (Athena) and a english girl named rose. they both been looking for love, Athena fell from the hevens to fall in love with a human girl. Rose wished for an angel to love her and littel did she know it God was actually… Read More
Enters Lindy, a Secondary 3 girl who has a really bad case of anger management. While having an excuse of earning a black belt in taekwondo at the age of 10, she soon finds herself being expelled in every school she enrolls to. Having had enough of this, Lindy decided… Read More
This is my 50-Word short story about writing a 50 word short story, resurrected from year 8. Read More

Tags: words, sarcasm

How is it when a man says slush in a song or poem it mean smore than when a woman does? Women are expected to , when men do they must mean it more .... right? lol Read More

Tags: love, sarcasm

Book / Humor

March 14, 2010

Reads: 888

Comments: 16

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Kids these days are growing up fast as they soak up all kinds of information from human social interactions and various media. They kids of today are growing faster and picking up on things faster than you can say 'childhood'. Check out the little chapters in this short where you'll… Read More

Book / Romance

March 05, 2010

Reads: 293

Comments: 1

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Confusion and seduction are clashed when a new man moves into Red's neighborhood. Read More
Oh the life of a movie theater worker. Read More
Oh, for the good old illnesses of yesteryear.... Read More
Atticus Skyler is the lead rhythm guitarist and vocalist for his touring band. When he wakes up in an unfamiliar bed, from a late night afterparty, he rolls over to see the most stunning creature his eyes have ever beheld. Classifying her as a angel/groupie, he has now idea how… Read More
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