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Marleigh Joan Fitzgerald-Kroger has never really been interested in love. Having believed that its downs overweighed its ups convinced her that staying away from the subject was not only smart, but essential. Being that she is so stuck in her ways, having a friend with benefits, and being repulsed by… Read More
As you may have already guessed, this is not my kind of scene. Don’t get me wrong, I am all up for some new experiences, but I might say that I regret this one. I hate these clothes, I don’t like this place and I have nothing in common with… Read More
hmm this is for kaela, so i hope she reads this and if not ill show her because our friendship is going downhill. ohh sweet revenge. Read More
A short poem I wrote for Nanna Marie Andersen's dark/weird poetry challenge. It is structured out of rhyme and meter, and all that fancy bullshit (as most of my stuff is ;). Anyway, I hope you all enjoy it and post any feedback or advice you may have. Thanks! Read More
Ashley is fifteen, has a cousin to stay over who is one year older, and her best friend staying with her till her parents come back from town. How will she keep the two away from each other? Slumber party on the road, she discovers her bestfriend is a wizard.… Read More
Nothing, just a short little poem. Doesn't flow very well though. Read More

Poem / Poetry

November 06, 2009

Reads: 629

Comments: 3

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I scribbled this piece out rather quickly to be honest. It needs some polish here and there, and really I'm just wondering what any of you think about it. Please post comments :), and enjoy! Read More

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Comments: 7

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Well, Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize...I'm not particularly proud of this piece, but I felt like venting a little frustration. Besides, that the latest internet trend anyway, and I want to stay trendy. Read More

Poem / Humor

September 29, 2009

Reads: 348

Comments: 1

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A short poem with a humorous tone to it. Wrote it when I was bored. Hope you all enjoy it! Read More

Poem / Song Lyrics

September 29, 2009

Reads: 512

Comments: 5

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An lengthy song/poem I have been working on. It was originally supposed to be for a contest, but I missed the deadline. I think it holds some value, so I thought I'd post it here. I'm not going to bother telling you what it's about, because I believe how the… Read More

Poem / Poetry

September 20, 2009

Reads: 737

Comments: 1

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Tv show gets hacked Read More

Book / Horror

September 06, 2009

Reads: 1350

Comments: 16

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WHAT IS THIS A STORY OF, you ask? Many, many things. Some tragic-- abuse hate sorrow death deceit. Some full of magic-- romance happiness sanctuary friendship trust. BUT. Some are incomprehendable----- Supernatural talents. Quarantine. Destruction. Fate. Heaven. Hell. Rejuvenation. Love. TEENS. But mostly, this is a tale of Light vs.… Read More
Work should speak for itself in my opinion :3 Read More

Tags: humor, sarcasm

Poem / Song Lyrics

August 12, 2009

Reads: 644

Comments: 5

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Well it turns out they they do have a genre for song lyrics hehe...Anyway here is a series of rap lyrics that talk about the decline of imagination, creativity, quality, and individuality in this generation's entertainment and art, and well personality in general. This is obviously targeted at the younger… Read More

Poem / Other

June 23, 2009

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Comments: 3

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A sarcastic poem written with the intent of highlighting the detrimental nature of stereotyping. This poem was conceived after reading another author's poem entitled, "Beware of Men." Read More
taken from my book, "Deals Outside Business" Read More

Tags: sarcasm

Just another love story of mine Read More

Tags: love, sarcasm

Poem / Poetry

February 27, 2009

Reads: 2583

Comments: 106

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Louis "Studs" Terkel: An American writer who was, truly, unique. Specializing in "oral" histor(y)ies. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Studs_Terkel In 1974, when Richard M. Nixon resigned the Office of U.S. President, Terkel wrote one of the most unusual oral histories ever published. Entitled: "Working: People Talk About What They Do All Day and How… Read More

Book / Memoir

February 20, 2009

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Comments: 1

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This is a work in progress. Engage yourself in the trials and tribulations of Jane Mahon, a highly introspective and analytical woman. While it can be beneficial to be attentive, sometimes details can be the end of her. Written in first person, with a humorous, and boldly realistic perspective, Paper… Read More
For this challenge, I was given a word, a quote, and an animal. All of which I liked!!! Rose was always told that her mother was crazy. that she saw things and that's why she was put into Bateman Psychiatric Hospital. Rose believed it herself until she entered the dream… Read More

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Comments: 42

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Ember's a...vaguely normal, rich girl. However, what happens when she meets a strange orphan? What happens when her sister sends her away from Flush Academy and to Finley High School? And what about the fire that appears whenever she snaps her fingers? Read More

Poem / Poetry

November 13, 2008

Reads: 312

Comments: 2

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pretty sure i was in a bad mood when i wrote this. plus it was a few years ago. Read More

Tags: anger, sarcasm

Reads: 854

Comments: 14

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Well they had their difference in particular their heights. He was searching for certain April and landed with Violet. Read More

Tags: humour, sarcasm

Reads: 334

Comments: 16

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This was a class assighnment in 5th grade were we had to write an apology letter. I just thought i'd post it for the fun of it. Just beware since i wrote it in 5th grade well it's not very good. Read More
We had to write a letter to an abstraction in creative writing, so I decided to write mine to love. It's an age and a half old, but I thought it mildly amusing. Read More
Well, another poem produced in my creative writing class. It was an answer to a Dickinson poem, I think. Anyway, I enjoyed writing it. Read More

Tags: nobody, sarcasm

A little story of a girl named Chloe's first day of highschool. Read More

Tags: humor, school, sarcasm

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