Sarcastic stories, books, poems, and more

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When you have an imagination like Stephanie Mykals but no social prowress, it becomes very easy to immerse yourself in your own world, and forget about everything else. Being a successful writer under a pen name hasn't changed this about her, and at the age of 27 she still believes… Read More

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Claire Storm is an intellectual bad ass, who takes her food very seriously. She is funny, smart, and sarcastic. Not to forget pretty. Her life changes when she meets the bad boy, Jake Anderson, who stole her chips. This stupid and childish act is not so simple for Claire who… Read More

Poem / Poetry

October 11, 2015

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This is an extremely old poem, written date unknown (sometime between 2006-2009) Based loosely off of myself and the circle of people I hung around at the time (late teenage years) The added audio was recorded after the poem had been written. Audio recorded 2009. Composed by James Scott Read More

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The eye opener to a single mean. Read More
Israel is a funny, sarcastic,sweet,logical teenage boy that goes to Redwoods Middle School... And also this is my 1ST short story!!!! *squeeee* Enjoy and please comment about what you think :D Read More

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An every day life short story with hints of sarcasm. Read More
The adventure of a bunny against all odds to save his brother's lives. Warning, Language, Mature content, and Violence. Readers discretion is advised. Read More

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My name is Jolene Blake’s I am also known as the troublemaker or the towns golden boy sister. My life is...I don’t think there is an appropriate why to describe it. But it all changes ok not all but it is turned upside down by a new guy. From the… Read More
This is a tale that some might find a bit strange, or a bit 'out there'. Farah is a girl who is chosen to be pretty much whatever she decides against many forces of evil and darkness. Many sarcastic undertones and things are spread across the short stories about her. Read More

Essay / Humor

November 29, 2014

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There are two subjects never discussed in polite company with a Minnesotan. Not even with Ole & Lena. Those subjects are Politics and Religion. Read More
The dark-comedy book giving you a guide on how to survive in the "New World", which is really just a post-apocalyptic form of Russia, without all the zombies. No zombies, just nukes. Also, an insanely deadly virus. Along with that, there are people that have a cure, but they decided… Read More

Short Story / Humor

September 12, 2014

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Short story of trevor. and his thoughts of the day. not really a nice guy... and yeah just giggle at him Read More

Essay / Humor

August 25, 2014

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While I was in the Navy, I showed up late for work one morning along with three other people. We were all told to write a short essay about the importance of being on time. I decided that I couldn't take this serious so I came up with this silly… Read More
Sal lived very near a swamp. He called it his “hood”. Sal was a very modern salamander. Specifically, he was a spotted salamander from the Caudata tribe. Read More
A misc. thing where I say hello to everyone that reads this thing. Read More

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It a matter of minutes, everything can change. Read More

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Something isn't right with the women in Aaron's family. It's a passion. It's an obsession. It's a fetish of pure dementia. ? A small tale of one young man's struggle to cope with his mother's most unholy and insane fascinations. Read More
Where is Facebook's Dislike button when you need it? Read More

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Hey boys and girls! Here are some useful tips on how to get that special someone to go out with you on V Day! Read More

Poem / Other

January 16, 2013

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I was a little bit bitter when my ex-boyfriend cheated on me and then had the audacity to say that I was no good for him. Well I hope you like it! Read More

Poem / Other

December 21, 2012

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a sarcastic poem about how help can hurt. Read More

Tags: hate, sarcastic

Casey and Ronan are the golden couple; everyone wants to be in their shoes. Be with the rich ex-badboy, be the girl that made him settle down, to bring out his soft side. Lauren’s sarcastic, with secrets and a past that has turned her into a smartass with nothing to… Read More

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Everyone has heard of a fairytale with a happy ever after. Well this is a nightmarey tale with a happy never after. It explores love and relationships in the modern world of social networking with a humorous twist. Read More

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This short story is about uncovering little troubles in everyday life that can get in the way of a perfect day. It follows a day in my life where I tell you about the little things in life. Read More

Poem / Poetry

January 24, 2012

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Comments: 6

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Laquetta is inspired to write it by her history teacher, Mr. Chunkit. Read More

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Prologue A prisoner of their own sins from the past, condemned for all eternity in the darkness within their very own souls. They shall fall and die to rise again, as an Angel of the Dark. To soar through the skies to help those who are just about to jump,… Read More

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It's about this guy named John. He doesn't know who he is, or why he's trapped in a burning building. Don't worry though, he gets better. Read More

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NEW STORY,NEW CHARACTERS,PLUS,IM GOING TO FINISH IT!i have a problume with not finsihing my stories *sigh* WELL THIS TIME IS DIFFRENT! oFTo ( Read More
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