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May 03, 2014
A short tale about meeting my girlfriends parents for the first time and hilarious mispronunciations.
February 15, 2010
The road is long, the sky is wide, Joel Saunders is lost, and he's being followed by an old homeless man who shares his name. I see in your future that you'll look at the number of chapters and you'll turn away and never read this, thinking it's too long.…