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The Booksie Classic House

I'm gonna use this for a competition! Read More
this is the second book of my chiken story and it is not quite done yet. please note that this takes place in an alternate reality where everything doesn't make sense. chiken is stupid. Read More

Tags: funny, lol, stupid, chiken

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The Booksie Classic House

I decided I should put this out this separately from my other collection since that one is mostly horror and this...isn't. Enjoy! May not be appropriate for young readers who are somehow innocent...on the internet! :D Read More
The tragic tale of some foolish amateurs, who attempted, NECROMANCY Read More
Fed up with life and the way things are going the main character goes on a hilarious and potentially suicidal robbery spree. Read More
In a different universe where magic exists alongside modern technology, "monsters", overpowered bulls, outdated architecture and fashion designers (and bad punctuation) Read More
Iranian people are very stupid and they will remain stupid until eternity Read More
When someone with bad breath is screaming at you ... Read More
Another entry in the uncanny lives of Roger and Philippe. This time they wake up to the smell of bacon burning. What new spore of stupidity is this? Read More

Book / Non-Fiction

November 30, 2016

'm gonna tell u how i see my life Read More
This was a waste of three minutes... ENJOY! Read More
Love might seem stupid but maybe it's a chance we should take. Just maybe. I hope you like and sorry about the spelling errors. Read More

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The Booksie Classic House

When we are young we all make the wrong choices that can effect us in our future Read More

Poem / Romance

February 01, 2016

A song for an unseen love and a blind heart. Read More

Tags: love, heart, songs, stupid, numb

Another adventure of Life in the 32502 Zip Code are and another page in the Saga of Edith Clarice, English Literature major and the future of the American South. Read More
The Legend of Bronco Billy, Lechugaville Police Department Police Officer, comes alive in this short story about a man for whom no effort to avoid work is too much or too strenuous nor too embarrassing. Read More
“Ahem,” he coughed as loudly as he could, brows drawn together in irritated confusion. “Excuse me?” The stranger lazily turned his head to look at whoever just disturbed his apparent brooding. “You're, er, sitting on my car.” Read More

Book / Fantasy

August 24, 2015

Dark story about a hidden group among us who have the potential, they are organized and keep themselvse to themselves-most of the time. This gets damn right silly sometimes, but I enjoy writing the dialogue, wrote the first few chapters a while back so I thought I best continue it.… Read More
Is time travel possible I think yes and they are sending messages back as we speak. Beyond 2000 a TV show in 1999 with Gillian Anderson, In the program she said they are already doing it sending messages and film footage back in time. They send a beam into space… Read More
Two guys wake up in an unfamiliar location after being kidnapped by an aspiring sadist. Read More

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The Booksie Classic House

This is kinda a poem I guess a little bit but its something I wrote about discrimination on gays and lesbians...I've expierienced it and it sucked so I wrote this.. Read More

Reads: 200

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

You'll never make it out alive. Read More

Poem / Romance

April 10, 2015

Reads: 268

Comments: 9

The Booksie Classic House

It's a sad poem Read More
Girl finds out growing up is hard Read More
Pensacola 32502 is the zip code for the county seat of Escambia County, Florida, and the Pensacola City Hall. The title of most of the short stories I write about characters in this area will begin with this. This story celebrates Edith Clarice's first day on the job at the… Read More
This is about a young lad dealing with drama in the apocalypse Read More

Tags: drama, stupid

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