Toilet stories, books, poems, and more

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The Booksie Classic House

In an elementary school class, one day, a new boy arrives. He's older than the other pupils and he comes from far away... Read More

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The Booksie Classic House

A short poem about Bob working from home office provided by his boss. Bob was surprised by the toilet at this place. Read More
The only way to truly judge a man character Read More

Tags: honor, man, respect, toilet

Great wisdom found in ancient golden scroll in China Read More
Help yourself to more, was the message on the basket. Read More
The life of a forty-something assistant professor chronicled through letters sent to his nonplussed family. This is letter #1 in a series. Will add more if requested. Read More

Short Story / Humor

October 12, 2016

Reads: 691

Shelves: 1

The Oh So Funny House

Ever been locked in a toilet, i have. Here's my experience with it... Read More

Tags: toilet, head, funny, locked, in

Poem / Humor

July 19, 2015

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Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

The toilet seat controversy Read More

Tags: women, toilet, men, seat

A man attempts to sneak off to the bathroom without anyone noticing he has gone. Read More

Poem / Humor

November 04, 2014

Reads: 404

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

True tale. Sometimes technology needs a little bit of help from rice. Hope it makes you smile! Read More
A disturbing yet humorous look at the worst bowel movement in the history of man. (A "one to ten" is when someone thinks of a number between one and ten and dares another to do something undesirable. "One to ten you do...this". That person being dared guesses a number between… Read More

Poem / Humor

September 19, 2014

Reads: 295

Comments: 7

The Booksie Classic House

Being caught short ! Read More

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Comments: 63

The Booksie Classic House

If your love was the only thing that was keeping your boyfriends heart beating, would you forever stay by his side? When the love of Hope’s life gets into a life threatening accident that she caused, she is immediately filled with guilt and sadness. After Jace was thrown out of… Read More
Ever seen the rest of your night through the bottom of a beer bottle? Read More

Poem / Humor

February 10, 2014

Reads: 291

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Toilet seat up or down? Read More

Tags: women, toilet, men, seat

mr brown is an old man who is always crapping himself and has to go buy new pants Read More
What can I say, we all have to go. Read More

Short Story / Humor

August 08, 2013

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Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Just a little bathroom humor. Read More

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Comments: 3

The Booksie Classic House

COMEDY TOILET NO SEX NO SWEARING Read More

Tags: humour, toilet

A boy escapes to a magical place called The Underdeep when he is bullied at school and has nowhere else to go ... Read More
If you read the title of this story closely, you can see that this story is about going down the toilet. Well, sorry to spoil it, but it is. Wait! Before you start reading, I have to warn you. There's some pretty weird stuff here. Actually, weird wouldn't be the… Read More
Make It Convenient For Your Customers with the Commercial Toilets Read More
Alec lives with his mother and sister Bella due to his mothers job they move around alot, he thought it would be like every other time but when he meets a blue eyed boy his life is changed forever. Read More
There's some dumb glitches on this website, so I couldn't post the whole Ever Wonder Whats down the toilet story in one whole thingy, so I had to split it up into two parts, well, here goes my best shot. Read More
If you read the title of this story closely, you can see that this story is about going down the toilet. Well, sorry to spoil it, but it is. Wait! Before you start reading, I have to warn you. Theres some pretty weird stuff here. Actually, weird wouldnt be the… Read More
The third and last installment of the Mr. Potato Heads series. Weirder than ever, a new character, and the most disgusting stuff known to humankind. Seriously, though. Pretty disgusting. What was I thinking when I wrote this?! But, really, seriously. Not for the faint of heart. Read More
Based on a true story, a short poem dedicated to the dastardly deceit of a writing collective's loose end. this is non-fiction enhanced with northern diction, enjoy :) Read More

Poem / Poetry

November 03, 2011

Reads: 541

Comments: 9

The Booksie Classic House

My last attempt at persuading one of my friends away from dating a girl who is rumored to have AIDS. In doing so, he betrayed the trust of me and all his friends. Read More

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