Toilet stories, books, poems, and more

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Short Story / Humor

October 12, 2016

Reads: 149

Shelves: 1

The Oh So Funny House

Ever been locked in a toilet, i have. Here's my experience with it... Read More

Tags: toilet, head, funny, locked, in

Poem / Humor

July 19, 2015

Reads: 95

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

The toilet seat controversy Read More

Tags: women, toilet, men, seat

Reads: 223

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

A man attempts to sneak off to the bathroom without anyone noticing he has gone. Read More

Poem / Humor

November 04, 2014

Reads: 164

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

True tale. Sometimes technology needs a little bit of help from rice. Hope it makes you smile! Read More

Reads: 153

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

A disturbing yet humorous look at the worst bowel movement in the history of man. (A "one to ten" is when someone thinks of a number between one and ten and dares another to do something undesirable. "One to ten you do...this". That person being dared guesses a number between… Read More

Poem / Humor

September 19, 2014

Reads: 127

Comments: 7

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Being caught short ! Read More

Reads: 689

Comments: 63

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

If your love was the only thing that was keeping your boyfriends heart beating, would you forever stay by his side? When the love of Hope’s life gets into a life threatening accident that she caused, she is immediately filled with guilt and sadness. After Jace was thrown out of… Read More
Ever seen the rest of your night through the bottom of a beer bottle? Read More

Poem / Humor

February 10, 2014

Reads: 77

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Toilet seat up or down? Read More

Tags: women, toilet, men, seat

mr brown is an old man who is always crapping himself and has to go buy new pants Read More

Poem / Humor

August 24, 2013

Reads: 323

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

What can I say, we all have to go. Read More

Short Story / Humor

August 08, 2013

Reads: 546

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Just a little bathroom humor. Read More

Reads: 222

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

COMEDY TOILET NO SEX NO SWEARING Read More

Tags: humour, toilet

A boy escapes to a magical place called The Underdeep when he is bullied at school and has nowhere else to go ... Read More
If you read the title of this story closely, you can see that this story is about going down the toilet. Well, sorry to spoil it, but it is. Wait! Before you start reading, I have to warn you. There's some pretty weird stuff here. Actually, weird wouldn't be the… Read More

Reads: 87

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Make It Convenient For Your Customers with the Commercial Toilets Read More

Reads: 528

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Alec lives with his mother and sister Bella due to his mothers job they move around alot, he thought it would be like every other time but when he meets a blue eyed boy his life is changed forever. Read More
There's some dumb glitches on this website, so I couldn't post the whole Ever Wonder Whats down the toilet story in one whole thingy, so I had to split it up into two parts, well, here goes my best shot. Read More
If you read the title of this story closely, you can see that this story is about going down the toilet. Well, sorry to spoil it, but it is. Wait! Before you start reading, I have to warn you. Theres some pretty weird stuff here. Actually, weird wouldnt be the… Read More
The third and last installment of the Mr. Potato Heads series. Weirder than ever, a new character, and the most disgusting stuff known to humankind. Seriously, though. Pretty disgusting. What was I thinking when I wrote this?! But, really, seriously. Not for the faint of heart. Read More
Based on a true story, a short poem dedicated to the dastardly deceit of a writing collective's loose end. this is non-fiction enhanced with northern diction, enjoy :) Read More

Poem / Poetry

November 03, 2011

Reads: 220

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

My last attempt at persuading one of my friends away from dating a girl who is rumored to have AIDS. In doing so, he betrayed the trust of me and all his friends. Read More
Ok so you want to be a Air Hostess? Do you dream of dating fit pilots, fit passangers of the layovers in exotic destinations? Living the High Life of the Glitz and Glam and the perks of the job? Think Again Make a date with rubber gloves, gash bags and… Read More

Poem / Poetry

December 13, 2010

Reads: 96

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

A guy who died on the toilet Read More

Reads: 104

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

This poem is about school bullying. I just pulled it from the top of my head. Took me about 5 minutes; I'm a horrible writer. :) No, this is not anything personal or have to do with me. It's also SUPER random, as most things I put didn't rhyme. Read More

Reads: 128

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

A story me and a friend threw together over Myspace. Follow the adventures of three young men as the tear through the fabrics of reality and find time for the ladies. Read More
An amazing story about the struggle of two girls and there try to save the world. Story characters are spin-offs of myself and my neighbor. Read More
Lord Loss, Lord Voldemort, Count Dracula and Erik play a poker match, but soon friends Harry, Grubbs, Stewie, and Rachael come and join them. (I do not own the song,or any of the characters apart from Rachael). (and it's not a novel- it only has four chapters). Read More

Reads: 360

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Travelling in train in India is no fun. Traveling in coach class in particular could be hazardous to health. In coach class, Juggernaut always ended up sitting next to the latrine. Every time a passenger opens the door to use the latrine, disgusting odor rushes out as if it was… Read More
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