Toilet stories, books, poems, and more

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The only way to truly judge a man character Read More

Tags: honor, man, respect, toilet

Help yourself to more, was the message on the basket. Read More
The life of a forty-something assistant professor chronicled through letters sent to his nonplussed family. This is letter #1 in a series. Will add more if requested. Read More
Ever been locked in a toilet, i have. Here's my experience with it... Read More

Tags: toilet, head, funny, locked, in

Poem / Humor

July 19, 2015

Reads: 286

Comments: 1

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The toilet seat controversy Read More

Tags: women, toilet, men, seat

Poem / Humor

November 04, 2014

Reads: 346

Comments: 1

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True tale. Sometimes technology needs a little bit of help from rice. Hope it makes you smile! Read More
A disturbing yet humorous look at the worst bowel movement in the history of man. (A "one to ten" is when someone thinks of a number between one and ten and dares another to do something undesirable. "One to ten you do...this". That person being dared guesses a number between… Read More

Poem / Humor

September 19, 2014

Reads: 268

Comments: 7

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Being caught short ! Read More
Ever seen the rest of your night through the bottom of a beer bottle? Read More

Poem / Humor

February 10, 2014

Reads: 230

Comments: 1

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Toilet seat up or down? Read More

Tags: women, toilet, men, seat

mr brown is an old man who is always crapping himself and has to go buy new pants Read More

Short Story / Humor

August 08, 2013

Reads: 1006

Comments: 1

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Just a little bathroom humor. Read More

Reads: 671

Comments: 3

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COMEDY TOILET NO SEX NO SWEARING Read More

Tags: humour, toilet

A boy escapes to a magical place called The Underdeep when he is bullied at school and has nowhere else to go ... Read More
If you read the title of this story closely, you can see that this story is about going down the toilet. Well, sorry to spoil it, but it is. Wait! Before you start reading, I have to warn you. There's some pretty weird stuff here. Actually, weird wouldn't be the… Read More
Alec lives with his mother and sister Bella due to his mothers job they move around alot, he thought it would be like every other time but when he meets a blue eyed boy his life is changed forever. Read More
There's some dumb glitches on this website, so I couldn't post the whole Ever Wonder Whats down the toilet story in one whole thingy, so I had to split it up into two parts, well, here goes my best shot. Read More
If you read the title of this story closely, you can see that this story is about going down the toilet. Well, sorry to spoil it, but it is. Wait! Before you start reading, I have to warn you. Theres some pretty weird stuff here. Actually, weird wouldnt be the… Read More
Based on a true story, a short poem dedicated to the dastardly deceit of a writing collective's loose end. this is non-fiction enhanced with northern diction, enjoy :) Read More
Ok so you want to be a Air Hostess? Do you dream of dating fit pilots, fit passangers of the layovers in exotic destinations? Living the High Life of the Glitz and Glam and the perks of the job? Think Again Make a date with rubber gloves, gash bags and… Read More

Poem / Poetry

December 13, 2010

Reads: 217

Comments: 2

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A guy who died on the toilet Read More
This poem is about school bullying. I just pulled it from the top of my head. Took me about 5 minutes; I'm a horrible writer. :) No, this is not anything personal or have to do with me. It's also SUPER random, as most things I put didn't rhyme. Read More
An amazing story about the struggle of two girls and there try to save the world. Story characters are spin-offs of myself and my neighbor. Read More

Reads: 1476

Comments: 1

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Visiting Hyderabad, a southern India city was always fun for Juggernaut. As far as he can remember, with his mother and other siblings he visited his uncle living in Hyderabad every summer until he completed high school. Long before 1950, Hyderabad was perhaps the only city in the state that… Read More

Book / Literary Fiction

December 20, 2009

Reads: 438

Comments: 2

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Detective Mark Forsyth is working on a case of unusual murders, but he soon finds that the case goes much deeper than ever imaginable. Read More
In society today one's profession is considered to say a lot about a person and their personality. If you're a writer, your creative, deep. If you're a successful lawyer, your articulate, well read, opinionated. Well what happens if you're a cashier at Target? What could a cash register and conveyor… Read More

Reads: 581

Comments: 3

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I had to write a narrative poem for English class. The subjects we could choose from were a list of odd newspaper titles. I chose 'My toilet is possessed by Satan!" Read More
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