Urine stories, books, poems, and more

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My SOP that I made from my own experience as a Laboratory Manager and DOT guidelines and patient feedback. This is a comprehensive procedure for the collection of random or observed urine drug screens, to ensure validity of the sample and prevent tampering or adulteration. This procedure was first written… Read More
Immunoassay and confirmation testing using Gas chromatography and some drugs that result in false positive’s using immunoassay testing only. Also a short list of drugs known to cause false positives when tested using immunoassay. Read More
This is a short writing about the con's of having camera's in the urine collection area to watch patients via video surveillance while collecting a urine specimen. I discuss the negative outcomes, the effects on moral of the patient populous and the possible legal ramifications due to 4th amendment violations. Read More
Methadone Treatment Centers in WV are placing video camera's in the bathrooms in order to video a patient when collecting a urine specimen. This is supposed to be in accordance with a new law requiring direct observation of ALL urine specimens. But the method used is unconstitutional and infringes upon… Read More
This is the completely politically correct response to my letter explaining that videotaping a person collecting a urine drug screen test as opposed to having a live same sex observer in the room was against the 4th amendment of the Constitution. Read More

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taken from my book, "If At All Possible" Read More

Poem / Poetry

September 09, 2013

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taken from my book, "My Head Is Swarming With Flies" Read More
One king die, another take his pipe. Read More

Poem / Poetry

August 14, 2013

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Traditional Chinese egg dish Read More

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Doctor, I'll bring the money later. Read More

Tags: police, raid, bill, loop, poop, urine

Pople who cannot afford lodging can stay for free on a farm. In return they work and contribute to the compost making. Roy the resident donkey is the sole provider of dung and yet its contribution was not apprecited until Juggernaut decides to intervene. Read More

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IT IS A STORY ABOUT A YOUNG NIGERIAN GIRL , WHO DEVELOPED VESICO VAGINA FISTULA BECAUSE OF HER HUSBAND'S CULTURAL BELIEF AND OTHER FACTORS. Read More

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visit to the doctors, if this offends anybody i am sorry in advance its just light humour Read More
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