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Which is less good -- where Napoleon stood? A hoodie sans hood? A chopped pile of wood? Read More

Poem / Humor

January 05, 2020

Reads: 205

Comments: 2

The Booksie Classic House

Goofy musings, my painting "Willie" Read More

Tags: rhyming, silly, wit

Reads: 324

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Whatever i say-tance, could prove a "yes" or a "may-tance." Beyond that, you're on your own. Read More
Bedtime story for kids, teaching them to be on their toes always Read More

Tags: wit, pond, snakes, frogs

FRIENDSHIP, WISDOM, KINDNESS, WIT, SPECIAL PERSON Brian Forsyth is favored by fortune to find the perfect person to prepare him for his toughest test . . . including the running of five miles of killer hills That special person is an older,wiser, and delightful former Mr. America. Read More

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"Excellent! So wonderfully descriptive, I could feel every muscle pull.. Beautifully done, Nicholas Regards, Lionel" Read More

The distance it takes to fill loneliness Read More
If you liked Artemis Fowl, you'll like this. Emily Dare is the definition of witty-trouble, and 'schemes' is her middle name. But now she's landed in Juvenile Detention and there's not much else to say. But, true to her nature, and with a help of a friend, she's going to… Read More

Reads: 405

Comments: 8

The Booksie Classic House

A Different kind of poem. Read More

Tags: humor, fun, wit, proverbs

Poem / Poetry

November 30, 2012

Reads: 616

Comments: 34

The Booksie Classic House

God knows everything but why? Read More

Reads: 1235

Comments: 31

The Booksie Classic House

if you know yourself you understand god. Read More
A virus, set out by the power hungry Arkanians, has been let loose within the city of Tranlai, causing all of the citizens within to either run to the forest of Yulo or face a painful, soul-crushing death. Lacie-Mai of the Baxter clan has been split from her parents when… Read More

Reads: 1219

Comments: 3

The Booksie Classic House

(NEW!) This is the story of a young athlete in the world cup who becomes infatuated with two Guys from two different countries whilst on circuit. She soon finds that the most difficult race she must enter is the one that will determine who wins her heart. 'Let the best… Read More
What would you do when everything you ever wanted falls perfectly right into place with strings attached? Would you take the fall and risk it all or would you remain a lone star in your skies? Andy Louis is your typical gender-confused 17-year old who believes that he is 'perpetually… Read More
cute little love story. first actual sory! AFRIKAANS!!! Read More
These are the grievances of a robot shown to water. Read More

Poem / Poetry

October 23, 2010

Reads: 488

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

I will leave it to you to decide whether the character in this poem made the right decision or not. Read More

Book / Fantasy

October 22, 2010

England; the city of Newcastle, in a time that sadly did not quite happen a series of events are unfolding. An artifact is stolen, a professor is murdered and at least two assassins are keeping vigil over the whole mess. The morally questionable Doctor Symbol is involved, and has somehow… Read More

Poem / Humor

February 19, 2009

Reads: 462

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Laugh with me. Read More

Tags: love, humor, life, wit

Like chess the battle of an argument can be fun. Read More
Most probably and in my opinion, the best written verse in the English language is the opening verse of "Clancy Lowers The Boom". Apparently written by Johnny Lange and Hy Heath in 1948 or before?. Only 1 verse is presented. Readers are welcomed to add their own. No profanity please.… Read More
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