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This is chapter 1 of my new story, "Dimension Raiders!", where a girl inherits a staff from her family that allows her to travel to different dimensions to stop the fabled criminal known only as "Midnight", what adventures will unfold when she gains this new found power? find out here… Read More

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This is a story of young people who become synchronised with the elements of the earth, how will they react to their newfound powers? and how will this affect Koten, the main character's, life? Read More

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Lavender nothing more than a beautiful flower with a lovely fragrance. Vanity nothing more than a mirror of arrogance. Silence oh sweet dark blissful silence. These three have nothing in common, well not unless you look for it. Blair Robinson a 17 year old British teenage girl going through daily… Read More

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Chip was just an ordinary fella. In fact, there wasn’t anything special about him at all, or so he thought. It’s funny how life can change seemingly over lunch, and for Chip, when the smell of death began to emanate from his body, his life changed completely. After some convincing… Read More
My best friend is a guy. For the sake of this story, lets call him Tim. Read More

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over my life I have aquired many scars, though from kinda dull uninteresting means. Then I came to the conclusion that even the most boring story can be interesting with the right word play. This is the result. Read More

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A realization I came to a while back, where it's easier to protect someone by being a bad guy than it is to be their hero. Read More
Pretty much a gangstas rap. Read More

Tags: lyrics, rap, rhyme, funny, witty

Reads: 161

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Councillor Fiddle has received a very important memo from MI5 which may provide the ultimate solution to Mrs. Jibber Jabber..... Read More

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The epic conclusion to Season One of S.O.B Story! Read More
A diary of a dog, and how he schemes to train his owners while the owners are attempting to train him! Read More
Opinion article written for my A level English Language coursework, about Autism. Read More

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A witty, sarcastic girl who doesn't feel like life itself fits for her takes her life and goes to hell to party with the underworld. The Fallen Angels see her as a breath-taking angel herself and is eye candy for all the demons and Lucifer himself. However, he spends all… Read More

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Everything in this story is true, except for the names. It's meant to help people understand that it is okay to help someone out every once in a while. Even if it's at a Pizza Hut in Target. It's also meant to be funny, so laugh and smile while you… Read More
"I remember thinking at the time it was going to be a long day. Words cannot describe how hilarious i find that now." All Mitchell wanted was for the day to be over. He'd done his time at that hellhole of a school, so why oh why did fate decide… Read More
Whilst I was stil in Performing arts, my friends discovered I could write due to this piece. We were on lunch, and began discussing what would actually happen to us in a horror movie like situation. I found it ammusing, so decided to write it as a short story. This… Read More

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It is true if you wait too long for your dreams to happen they will surely slip past you like a blink of an eye. Enjoy! Read More

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The continuation of Charlie and Emma. Erin keeps all secrets and all comments to herself. Or at least she tries to around her new boss. She can't keep herself from looking perfect in front of her boss, or her ex-best friend. Loss and betrayal lies past them and burdens them… Read More

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The continuation of Charlie and Emma. Erin keeps all secrets and all comments to herself. Or at least she tries to around her new boss. She can't keep herself from looking perfect in front of her boss, or her ex-best friend. Loss and betrayal lies past them and burdens them… Read More

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Sometimes in life people just need an escape, a place or a person that can take you alway from everything that causes you to shut down. Jackson Bridge, the schools bad boy, jerk and player, he was my escape... My name in Scarlet Holiday and for the last seventeen years… Read More

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Romance short story appropriated for all ages . Intended for the humorous mind . About a typical boy girl summer Romance . Read More

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Growing up, Christine has never known a parents love.For all 18 years of her life she had been living in an Orphanage in America, but on her 19th birthday they said that due to over crowding, they could no longer care for her and that she had to leave. However,… Read More

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York Town, a bustling trade center located near the Mediterranean Sea. Merchants come from around the world to sell and trade their exotic goods to each other. However, rumors goes that at night the town is over run by pirates is filled with nothing but blood thirsty savages. And the… Read More
Damascus Hazel is caught smoking weed on campus, little does this description know he's as cunning as he is atheistic. Read More

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What happens when the council of twelve Olympians are turned on by all their minor Gods, and are outnumbered? A classic upper-class, lower-class struggle fueled with the powers of Gods. The story gives a unique perspective on politics and war told by Aphrodite, a Godess usually underestimated and non-confrontational in… Read More
Read the overview and a few chapters from my memoir 'Bits And Pieces'! You won't be sorry and hopefully you will laugh your a** off! Read More
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