Wtf stories, books, poems, and more

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A gay male paranormal erotic romance parody where the main character is almost self aware, but not quite. Oz Trich leads a troubling life as both an oracle for the goddess Felicia and as a paranormal crimes detective. You'd think being an oracle would help solve crimes, but the… Read More

Book / Humor

October 05, 2017

Reads: 922

Comments: 5

Shelves: 2

The Booksie Classic House

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Or sourpatch kids. Slice that bad boy up, dip it in some sugar - and you have a wonderful, easy dessert. Or you can be lame and just make lemonade. People do some dumb shit. I write them letters that they will… Read More

Tags: world, dear, funny, wtf, why

What does it really mean? Back of my hand? I don't know the back of my hand all that well... do you? Read More
And What's life... what's deep down in this word? Read More

Tags: life, meaning, madness, wtf, wow

You think... you saw everything? Really? On Specific... To prolifictic question!? Read More

Short Story / Other

December 25, 2016

So!? what's the proper question!? Read More

Tags: tech, code, wtf, wow, on

The gang is trying to enjoy a simple meal at their favorite restaurant. but when one simple proposition throws the world into chaos, it is up to our heroes to defeat the enemys and save the day. Read More

Book / Fantasy

September 28, 2013

Reads: 386

Shelves: 1

The Booksie Classic House

this is the story of Fate a girl of the twisty species after the events of the "Kingdom of Leonel" and finally revealing the questions of her mystery, the crew returns back on another adventure!, this is the 3rd and last part WARNING!!!: this is a sequel to "kingdom of… Read More

Reads: 409

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

My actions spoke louder than i ever did... Read More

Book / Young Adult

December 05, 2012

Reads: 929

Comments: 10

The Booksie Classic House

At school she is called a 'goody-goody'. Her friends would call her a 'lover'. Her victims would call her killer. She warns them, they don't listen. When it becomes to late, they plead to be let go. They get silenced. Slowly, without feeling, they leave. Eithne gets one assignment that… Read More

Book / Young Adult

November 12, 2012

Reads: 702

Comments: 11

The Booksie Classic House

Crepusculum Private School, home of the Immortals. It's not just the name of there football team though. Crepusculum is a school for any creature that isn't normal. And by not normal, I mean they are supernatural. You have the werewolves, the vampires, the ghost, etc. Don't think that just because… Read More
Had to right a poem with all of the senses that had something to do with winter...Why not a hobo who kills a family on Christmas? :D Read More

Poem / Poetry

March 05, 2012

Reads: 240

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Had to write a "mood poem" for English...enjoy >_ Read More

Short Story / Humor

January 16, 2012

Reads: 492

Comments: 2

The Booksie Classic House

Once upon a time, there was a sad cow. Read more to find out. Read More

Book / Humor

January 12, 2012

Jada Neumann, a young 16-year-old girl, has decided to write in a diary. Read More

Reads: 264

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Okay, so I wrote this as kind of a joke...Just some silly Pokemon references xD Read More

Poem / Poetry

December 20, 2011

Reads: 280

Comments: 3

The Booksie Classic House

Miss Mayforth, you really are the coolest teacher evar! xD Read More
If you get this, then let me tell you, you, sir, are awesome :D Read More

Poem / Poetry

December 15, 2011

Reads: 195

Comments: 1

The Booksie Classic House

Kind of a dark poem...hard to explain :P Read More

Script / Humor

December 01, 2011

Reads: 197

Comments: 2

The Booksie Classic House

skyler dont destroy the.... to late. this one sucks Read More

Tags: wtf, skyler, aljflawhf

Um..this is just a random retarded story me and my friend wrote together xD soo..most of its probably not gonna make since and not gonna be spelled right. but oh well. xD Read More
You were going about your own business, relaxing under the cooling shade of an old oak tree in the hot summer’s heat when it saw you; like the Devil, it slowly and malevolently approached you and gave you a glare colder and icier than Jack Frost himself. It was a… Read More
The many short adventures of Shaquief Montol, age 16, black boi from up here in da projects. Read More
Emily Drew is a new girl who lives in Canada. Emily moves from Vancouver to Sundre, and as her mom goes on a business trip, Emily is a grade 9 freshman finding her way to school every day. Things start to heat up with her and her hott guy neighbour,… Read More
This is a short um I'm not sure on what to call it. It's ficton but I thought people might want to read it so here it is... Read More
This is something I just thought I'd add for a laugh. I couldn't shrink it shorter than 35 and I can have tones more I'd like to post later on :D. Read More
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