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Alan Valentine

Location: Avoca, United States

Member Since: November 2013

Last online: April 2017

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I write, therefore I'm wrong.

I trust in the Lord Jesus Christ to guide and direct me.

By the way, why isn't it called B.O.derant?

"Look! There's Linda Rondstadt!"   Where?   "Right there! She's running right at you!"    I still don't see her.  "You idiot, she just BLUE BAYOU!"

If I don't participate in a boycott because I'm against boycotts, aren't I actually boycotting a boycott?

Don't email me!  Well ok, go ahead.  No don't!  I changed my mind, go ahead.  Now that I think about it, maybe you shouldn't, unless of course you're a Nigerian diplomat that wants to send me $500,000.   Now we're talking!


Do not write below this space.


WHAT DID I TELL YOU???????!!!!???




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