Allen Fried

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Allen Fried

Location: Canada

Gender: M

Member Since: June 2018

Last online: December 2018

Open for read requests: Yes

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Last Updated Nov 30, -0001

Sacrifices Must be Made

So Knet, the hack he is, has to deal with college. Long story short, it has turned him insane(If he was not insane before). So, I will have to edit everything myself. Not good :( 


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Hi, I am Allen Fried. A manwith the mind of a child. Love edgy stories with epic actions scenes. I always think about random situations and put random characters inside them in my head. I decided to write them down so people can see my dark thoughts. They are random at times. Sorry if my writing is bad, you can thank my editor Allen Knet for that. He's a hack. 

Special thanks to Allen Knet anyway. He helps me a lot with the editing and giving me support to continue writing. I should give him a reward for his help. I don't really pay him so yeah. Wait, why would I just admit to that? Crap, I do pay him! I swear I pay him! Not really. The dude's a hack so why would I?

You can find one of his videos in the recommendy thingy on the side thing.

P.S. Please don't expect my writings to be good. I am just an amateur writer still learning.

 

 

Anyways, here are a few things about me:

- I am not a hack. That is Knet :)

- I am a social reject

- Hate lava

- At one point in my life, I thought Hitler was a cool dude

- I have suicidal thoughts. So I need everyone to set up a parade in my name telling me not to kill myself

- Love anime

- In love with my water bottle

- Had a crush on Rebecca Black once. Didn't turn out so well

- I killed a bird once

- I threw a rock at a dog once and it pooped at the same time

- I am literally obsessed with stories. I write every single day.

- Finally, I AM SCARED OF NOTHING!

Some of these are lies. 

That pretty much it. 

 

Here are a few people I hate(just a few)

- Ginga from Beyblade

- Rebecca Black

- Megan Fox

- Kim Kardashian

- My neighbor

- Misty from Pokemon

- Mia Khalifa

- The child rapist down the street

 

 

Milestones:

1000 Reads - June 29 2018

2000 Reads - July 7 2018

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