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Almost Clever

Location: Lurker, Canada

Member Since: September 2010

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I am Almost Clever. If you rearrange the letters of my name you get 'Velma Lestrec' or 'Lester Movlas', but I assure you, both of those ridiculous names are not my own. I am a person simply known as 'Almost Clever', I divide my time between illustrating and writing, which I will try to keep you updated on my incredible works, the fictional reckless endangerment of literature that I am sure many of you will loathe and be offended by. My indentity will remain obscured for the sole purpose of my own safety, whereas some of you may enjoy my ten billion word master pieces that I slaved over Microsoft Word for weeks to create, others may wish to rip my head off for being 'idealogically insensitive' or 'destroying the English language'. Either way, I love you, and the rest of society, even if you are pitch-fork wielding imbeciles ready to stick my head on a pike and parade down the streets.

Dear Comedy People,

Or more likely, Comedy Person enslaved by the Comedy Overlords of the Comedy Channel. My once-favourite channel has failed to air my show at the correct time, and so, I love you now, and will air the exact same movie twice to push it to what would have been 3:30AM. However, at 3:30AM they begin to air their children programs. So I stay up to watch Metalocalypse and instead, there's Totally Spies. I now feel suicidal. I will kill myself if I don't watch the five new episodes to the third season. Inform your superiors, Comedy Person, I don't want to die so please don't kill me... adopt Metalocalypse into your channel so that I may live.


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