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Alyssa Cavender

Location: Harmony, United States

Member Since: July 2009

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My name is AlyssaI'm 14I love music, writing, and my friends. I'm really random.My favorite actor is Will Smith(Robert Englund is also cool...and Harrison Ford. It's weird how I like all the old offense) I have the same birthday as Joe Trohman AND Dr. Phil. My favorite bands are Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Cobra Starship, My Chemical Romance, The Clash, Evanescence, Gym Class Heroes, The Academy Is..., Panic at the Disco, Escape the Fate, Foxboro Hot Tubs, Hey Monday, and The Network.  I also love P!nk and Kanye West =O OMG FLAILZ o/My favorite movies are: I Am Legend, The Dark Knight, Nightmare Before Christmas, Hancock, Edward Scissorhands, Up, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Friday the 13th, and Finding NemoMy favorite colors are black, purple, andlime green.My heroes are: P!nk, my grandmother, and my DADSometimes I have very emo thoughts... I love Dean Koontzzzz Joan Rivers is very cool.I love popcorn. I'm still a huge fan of Spongebob. I kinda have a massive crush on Patrick Stump. Mike Dirnt is the shiz. I like to make up words. I love the word 'flail'. I also love 'fodder' and 'peep'. I talk to myself a lot. I love Joe Strummer. I'm the kind of person who will bust out laughing because of something that happened a week ago. I over use comma's,,,,,, I'm a huge dork.


- He touched the butt.

- Stick that peppermint in your salty, little, fat mouth

- Are they gonna take his face off? Like in Face Off?

- Everything here is edible. Even I am edible, but that, my children, is called canibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.

- Good morning, starshine!

- Oh, hell no.

- Whatever you do, don't fall asleep.

- I'm a gummy bear.

- And they call him Sandy Claws.

- Oh George, not the livestock!

- A lot of respectable people have been hit by trains.

- We could hire our own midget, even shorter than his.

- You smell like beef and cheese.

- There's a feller in there that'll pay you ten dollars if you sing into his can.

- Ok, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard...anyone?

- We accidentaly replaced your heart with a baked potatoe.

- I'm just a little old lady with a cough drop and a tiny Asian doctor on board.

- Shun the non believer!

- It's the end of the day, I got my Chinese chicken salad, Mike's a happy boy. (best quote ever)

- You oughtta sue McDonald's, cause they sure fucked you up.

- So, Edward, did you have a productive day?

- The only thing to fear, is fear himself.

- It smells like mushrooms....and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.


alt                                                                                       Haha, Andy.

alt *melts* ^


alt A *blonde* Billie Joe 0_o


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If you don't know where you/we would be without music

If you laugh a lot, copy & paste this into your profile (lol)

92% of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're among the 8% laughing hysterically at them.

93% of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. Copy and paste if you're the 7% that'd ask, "what was your first clue?"

95% of teens would freak if their crush didn't like them. Copy and paste if you're among the 5% saying, "Your loss."

 95% Percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to JUMP! Copy and paste this onto your profile if your a part of the 5% yelling "Jump Bitch !! "


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