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Location: San Jose, United States

Member Since: March 2012

Open for read requests: Yes

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IMPORTANT PLEASE READ!~ Hey guys, Aly here. I'm going to take a break because I'm way too busy. Reading requests will have to be postponed. Feel free to keep giving me them but know that I'm not going to be reading immediately. It's going to be a few months and I'll really miss you all. As soon as I'm back, I will read everything in my Comments section below.

Missing you,

AlyssaHart <3



Attention: Remember how I said that I'll always take reading requests? But there's a slight catch. As you can see in my News tab I had been away for maybe a week? and I was unable to read any reading requests. Therefore, I know have 6-7 pages of reading requests that I have not gone through yet. Trust me, I'm trying and little by little I'm getting through it. Please don't think that I have given up on your novel/lost my interest because I really really wanna read them! It's just first come first serve, so I start from the people who asked first. If you do give me reading requests, note that I will not be able to comment/review immediately. I read slow-ish so maybe 2-3 days until I can get to your ok?

Thank you for your understanding! Happy Writings!

~AlyssaHart :D

Hiii FRIENDS :D Welcome to my profile!

Shout Outs:

1. C22: For her novel "He's Mine". Below is a link to her profile!

2. Fayt Hart: Fayt is my wonderful long-lost brother I found on Booksie! Lol please check out his wonderfully gory stories! Hiiiii bro! :*

3. All of my fans: ALL of you guys are awesome so haha. Please check out all of my fan's novels and you better read and review :P

Or Else.



(Below is my awesome randomness! :DDD)


Dear Bullies, That boy you punched in the hall today; committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today; she's a virgin. That boy you called lame; has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day; is already being abused at home. You think you know them. Guess what, you don't. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you are against the mean bullying. I bet 99% of you wont.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you. (Aka He's watching you as you read this and seeing if you'll repost it!)


Female comebacks:

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: I'm sorry--I got lost in your beautiful eyes. Woman: Then turn around and walk away.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book.

Man: But I don't know your name. Woman: That's in the phone book too.

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I can tell you want me. Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.


-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did it

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget about the fruit! xD

- There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train.

- Those who say nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

- Silence is golden but duct tape is silver

- I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder


FRIENDS: Will hold the umbrella for you.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds arse that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!!


Taking Reading Requests?

[  ] Yes [  ] No [X] FOREVER!

Yes that's right. I will be FOREVER taking reading requests so GIVE MEH!


To Do List:

[X] 5 fans (Achieved! Thanks to LoveToWrite2727, Sakwisiw Nocikwisiw, Domenick Shuler, XXdevilsidelinesXX, DreamClan, EdwardJBradleySr, and last but not least Within The Heart!)

[X] 10 fans? (Achieved! Thanks to Miki, TwilightDreams, Keep Calm and Choose Gale, and last but not least Anonomousninja!)

[X] 20 fans? (Achieved! OMG I <3 you guys so much! Thank you SO much XxlulucrossxX, sweet serendipity, Natsfreewill, vampirelover133, luna child, PokePal, Skeamstroke, Fayt Hart, and BlueButterflyWings! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!) 

[X] I think I'll lower my expectations...25 fans it is! ^^ (DIS MUST BE A DREAM! My heart goes out to VampiricAngel69, BooksRmylife123, Johann Kings, RussianBeauty, and someoneawesome! Seriously, what would I do without you guys?)

[X] I'm so content (^o^)/ But being the little greedy me maybe 30 fans? Teehee. Fufill my selfish desire? <3 (WOOO!! *Does a little happy dance xD* These following people need a cookie: teampeeta99, Purple is the the name, NicoleGail, HyperN, and desjane1!~ You guys are awesome and I really enjoyed reading your writing!! *SMOOCH*)

[ X] 50 fans! When I get fifty fans I will publish a short story/poem just for you guys! (I am in total shock now. 50 fans! Thanks guys so much! The following people are totally awesome in my opinion: CobaltDragon101, C22, LillianBlood, pieman380, Simplicitious, Angie Blake, Alexander O Braoin, MyHeartIsARadio, Traveling Bible Salesman, Havenrose, FlipMystah, Laila Alexander, dvsharpie, soulcandygal, ajacks123, Br00ke232, True Lovet Blue, Snowflake7, Asfi, and Sneakymouse99!! Thanks and I'll be dedicating something to you guys once I get inspiration! :DDD) 


[  ] 100 fans? I know it's a lot to expect but who knows? Maybe a few years from now that'll happen...


Thanks to all who read and reviewed my stories. COOKIES TO ALL! (: : :) And for those awesome peeps that faned? me. Or is it fanned? Lol excuse mah bad grammer :P I this it is faned. Okay :D Thanks to all who faned* me! I LUUV YA *MWAH*


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