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Aventine

Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Member Since: July 2012

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I am an urban South African, defined by my internet connection, access to clean water and poor taste in my love for Will Ferrel movies.

 

I am reasonably literate, vaguely eloquent and questionably tanned.

 

I have a passion for rugby, art and oxymorons;

writing, insighting and virally fighting.

None for politics, B-grade Segal flicks and emasciated chicks.

 

Writing is to me as a Big Mac is to an American, natural - but not always good.

 

My humour is dry, Sahara.

 

My mom says I'm special, I agree. Not to boast, but she's my biggest fan.

 

If you have read this far, I must be vaguely interesting too. (add me on facebook - I need more friends I've never met)

 

I write very bad poetry, but as aforementioned - if you have already read this far, you probably already know that too.

 

Soentjies en buffels, van die land - Suid Afrika

 

x o x o (no gossip intended)

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