Barrington K

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Barrington K

Location: London , United Kingdom

Member Since: February 2015

Last online: April 2016

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Everything you're about to read is a misguided attempt to impress you. I feel as if I require your undivided attention without no use or need for it. I don't even know you, which gender box you'd tick if given the choice or how depressed you would feel when selecting the box of which your age falls into.


Yet here I am, wondering how to express myself into this empty space in the hope you feel compelled to either read what I've submitted or found yourself here because it. I'm not a writer, unless you count the letters I send people for my day job or the informative status updates I provide to my friends on some social media profile.


I've written a play and a book, yet I lack the motivation, experience or intellect to do anything about them. I may be arsed to post them on here one day. But being arsed takes great patience and right now I'd rather pretend they're worth a damn. 

For now, I'd like to share some rather silly skits and short topically nonsense which I thought I'd share.


So please, relax and enjoy.


Kindest regards,




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