Buck Zephyr

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Buck Zephyr

Location: Ochelata, United States

Member Since: March 2008

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There’s nothing I love to talk about more than myself. So I’ll introduce myself in deep detail. I know you’ll find me very interesting, hell everybody does. It’s not being arrogant when it’s the truth. My name is Buck Melvin Zephyr. I’m a disabled vet, and I lost my leg in Afghanistan. I have some minor bouts with PTSD. You know, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. No it’s not some disease you get from putting in fence posts. I got mine from not being able to kick the living $#!+ out of the guy who blow off my damn leg. The up side is if that guy is still alive, he has to live out his days in Afghanistan. I would wish that place on my worst enemy over sending him to hell. I’m one of the chosen few, that’s right you jealous people. I’m a former Marine who served with the 1st ANGLICO, or Air Naval Gunfire Liaison Company. Our two mottos are "Lightning from the Sky, Thunder from the Sea," and "Non Multa Sed Multum" Not Many But Much. Yeah that’s right girl scouts, I used to be a professional butt kicker and name taker. I used to get a sore foot and writer’s cramp quite a bit. I gave out more butt whippings each year than Mike Tyson and Chuck Liddell combined. But that’s classified, so don’t go telling them that stuff. It would be embarrassing for the Iceman and Iron Mike if they got their butts beat by me in a street fight. How would they tell their friends they got their butts beat by a one legged crazy man?

There isn't much that has been or hasn't been said about me. Most everything is a lie of fabricated half truths that are only half right. I've been around the around the world numerous times. Been shot at in anger, lived the life of danger. I walked away without a scratch. I've been pummeled by livestock many times yet never a broken bone. 

I've shook hands with presidents, kings and even Sasquatch. I was abducted by aliens not once but twice. The first time by Mexicans the second time by Martians. I came in third at the 99th annual World's Greatest Liar's Poker. I've been married to starlets and serial killers. My only daughter is a 42nd dgeree Mensa member who gradutaed from Yale at 12 years with a degree in advanced underwater basket weaving. 

 

     

    

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