Short Story / Historical Fiction
Book / Fantasy
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
There was a fabulous 16 year old named Chivalry who wrote amazing stories and will one day create the first Glactic Empire, through the use of his fanbase that he is yet to obtain on booksie.com. He will then use this empire to take over the continent of Westeros, as well as the (Not so) Free Cities such as Braavos and Pentos. He will then proceeded to befreind the last remaining dragons, and use them to defeat the Others. He will be crowned King of the Seven Kingdoms, and became good firends with Jon Snow. But King Chiv will grow tired, and next he and Jon will head to a wonderous land known as Middle Zealand. Or is it New-Earth? Anyway, it is there that he shall destroy the Dark Lord Sauron, freeing the people of (oh that's it!) Middle-Earth. Only for them to become part of the Galactic Empire. Faramir will become Emperor Chiv's head advisor, and because he actually listens to his advisors, unlike Daenerys Stormborn, he will head his warnings. There will be peace for about 30 seconds, before Lord Faramir will inform him of an evil band of rogue wizards, operating at a base known as "Hogwarts". This group of outlaws will be lead by a "Master Hero" by the name of Jacob Cullen (the lovechild of Edward and Jacob). Together, Chiv, Jon and Faramir, along with hundreds of thousands of members of the Galactic Empire, will obliterate the rebel scum. For the next 10 minutes the trio will merge with Chiv's favourite series', such as the Dark Tower, The Realm of the Elderlings, Adventure Time, Portal, Spyro the Dragon, Crash Bandicoot, Pokemon, and the Legend of Zelda. This will add people such as Eddie Dean of New York, FitzChivalry, Crash, Ice King, and GLaDOS to the council of the Galactic Empire of Fabulousness. They will then spend a fraction of a millisecond obliterating things that are deemed impure, such as Twilight and Harry Potter, Vegemite, Pickles, and of course, Justin Beiber and One Direction.
The Self-Proclaimed Supreme Ruler, Emperor and King of the Universe shares a hatered of FanFiction with George RR Martin, deeming it unoriginal. If you want to write, go make your own gosh darn mother flipping story with your own damn characters.
To Chiv, the most inspirational speech of all time is "Combustable Lemons" by Cave Johnson. If you don't like it, he'll burn your house down (Chiv, not Cave).
Disclaimer: Some people may give hate for Chiv's disliking of Harry Potter, but get over it. It's just not his thing, as he prefers High Fantasy, where there isn't only magic. Nonetheless he respects JKR, as she is a great person and has done well in her career.
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