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1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years      3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your    friends is they dont have a screenname or my space                           4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote    instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all  your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and  you know you did!

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. albert einstien

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

ronald regan

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

oscar leviant

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk. dustin hoffman

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. joe lewis

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. mel brooksTwo things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. allbert einstien

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. ellen degenerres

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. mike myers

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? lily tomlin never wear anything that panics the cat.

p.j. o'rourke

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

laurence peter

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. chevy chase

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. laurence perra If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer. yogi berra In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. george carlinMy computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. emo philips My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. mithch headberg My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

spike milligan I think serial monogamy says it all. tracy ullman I used to be Snow White, but I drifted .   mae west I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. david leeroth I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. 

groucho marx

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. emo philips I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. emo philips I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. woody allen

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. charlz schulz I have never been hurt by what I have not said.

calvin cooildge I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. robert benchly I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. rodney dangerfield I intend to live forever. So far, so good. 

steven wright I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. joan rivers

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. fred allen

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. bill cosby I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. lily tomlin I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. w.c. fields I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. 

woody allen I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. stephen king

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

mae west

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. rita rudner

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. steve wright I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. steve wright

'never lick the spoon'-Albert Einstien

'I am Fidel Castro,and we have come to liberate Cuba'-Fidel castro

'when we no longer dream we die!'-not sure

Everything happens when we die nothing happens while we live.-Anonnymous


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