Happily alcoholic, I find that I have little time or patience for meaningful relationships. I'm partial to Early Times Whiskey, but any bottom shelf brand is suitable as long as it's under 10 bucks a bottle. On special occasions, I drink Wild Turkey Kentucky Spirit Single Barrel Bourbon.
I also enjoy womanizing, fisticuffs and midgets, especially when all three come together in a single event. Sadly, this has only occurred twice for me.
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