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clumsymonkey

Location: United Kingdom

Member Since: December 2012

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Hey! What's up buttercup? Ooooh the sentence above rhymes!

So, you want to know about me? Shall I tell you the answer?

*churchill voice* Oh Yes!

(I'm not sure if Churchill Car Insurance is available outside of GB but if it isn't and you live in America or somewhere, sorry for the line above). :P

I'm quite random, so I'll give you random points about me : - I have such a heart when it comes to cute children. Basically....I'm a pushover. - I love my family with all my heart. They mean the World to me - I don't like racists, but I do the normal stereotyping. - I'm British. One thinks you look rather spiffing today ;) - I have loads of Ariana Grande moments where I make no sense and laugh at myself, making my friends look at me as if I'm drunk or something. - I've recently discovered that I can whistle. - Okay, this list is really lame and you're probably thinking, "Why the hell am I reading this crap?" so I'm done.

 

Thank you! And have a jolly good old evening by sending a message to me, chatting to me, reading any story please. And another thank you, because I'm overly polite :P

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