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Location: Dairy - New Jersey, United States

Member Since: September 2013

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An up and coming Author by name of Lactose M. Cowsley, I was born and raised in Dairy - New Jersey on a farm and spent most of my life there.

I often believed I would follow in the footsteps of my Pa, but when I discovered books, real books, (Not how to guides on the proper ettiqute of milking cows and cow relaxation techniques for optimal milking) I swayed from that path and decided to try my hand at writing for real, and what better way than to post my works of literature on such a forum of public opinion as this.
My favorite animal is the cow, and after spending so much time with them I don't see how other people couldn't also be so happy about them, (If you spend hours a day getting to know these girls, then that's a lot of gettin to know if you get my drift!) but to each their own!
I promise to milk this thing for all it's worth(and if it were a cow it'd be worth about 30 minutes of manual milking, if you're into that sort of thing, a machine is much more efficient). So don't have a cow!


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