Last Updated May 10, 2017
Chapter seven of 'The False Shopkeeper' is being worked on the now, been busy with work but hope to upload within next few days.
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The False Shopkeeper - My latest work follows the odd life of Furio where he finds himself in a fantasy world after a drunken encounter with a Wolfman and a magical door. He finds himself working as a shopkeeper, quickly realising that his fantasy life would be one without legendary swords or magical talents. However, a series of events leads Furio down an unexpected path of comical romance, greed, and crime.
The concept of lateness being evil is wrong in the first place... The police don't mobilize until after an accident happens, and it's standard for heroes to show up late. But would anyone condemn them for being late? So, speaking paradoxically, lateness is justice. - Hachiman Hikigaya
I'd like to say that I enjoy long walks at the beach but that would only be true if the beach was made of laminate flooring and I was on a swivel chair.
I write this passage from the bitter part of the UK, the great and homely Scotland. As is destined I moan about the weather constantly as there exists no ambient temperature to suit my bodily needs.
I'm fluent in English and passive aggression but I consider inappropriate comedic timing to be my mother tongue.
I haven't written anything to completion in a long time because cynicism applies double to myself but I'll get there one day, probably.
Games, Anime, and morally challenging porn are my main hobbies, as is imagining the reactions of those who bothered to read this.
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